Water Bottle for Harness?

So I'm looking for a water bottle that would be safe to clip to my harness. Nothing big, 8 to 16oz would be fine. Stainless steel would probably be preferable so it won't break on possible impact or scraping on rock or become a flying object. Any ideas?

Platypus inside a chalk bag?

Is this real?

You described the water bottle you want in detail so go buy it from REI

grog m wrote:Is this real? You described the water bottle you want in detail so go buy it from REI

I was going to say - the best water bottles are old gatorade bottle with duct tape. Cheaper, more durable, doubles as a piss bottle.

Goat bladder with tumpline across forehead. Put rocks in to simulate weight of stainless steel.

Grog ...

I also use gatorade bottles ... As you can see this ones take quite a bit of abuse

However you need to use a clove with them as the lip isnt as secure

Also, using a little good ol' American ingenuity, I've fashioned a nifty solar still that I wear on top of my head. It works like this: 1) Hose from penis to bottom of still. 2) Hose from pure water catchment cup in still to mouth. 3) As I crank the rads, I'm also peeing surreptitiously into still, which converts pee to pure water, which I'm constantly drinking from hose. It's a fully self contained system!

grog m wrote:.... doubles as a piss bottle.

J Marsella, that's correct, I use an external catheter. If your product is tasting funky a little lemon flavoring added to the still freshens it up.

thats pretty genius mike!!! do you think it would be possible to have the still go to an intravenous drip? then you dont have to drink your own piss

I've experimented with IV drip but there's really nothing like cool, cool water flowing into my mouth. However, I do occasionally rig an IV drip with morphine when my ingrown toenails are acting up.

grog m wrote:I was going to say - the best water bottles are old gatorade bottle with duct tape. Cheaper, more durable, doubles as a piss bottle.

gjmike wrote:Also, using a little good ol' American ingenuity, I've fashioned a nifty solar still that I wear on top of my head. It works like this: 1) Hose from penis to bottom of still. 2) Hose from pure water catchment cup in still to mouth. 3) As I crank the rads, I'm also peeing surreptitiously into still, which converts pee to pure water, which I'm constantly drinking from hose. It's a fully self contained system!

My wife says it stands for jackass.

it stands for grand

thats a fact. gj = grand junction

gjmike wrote:My wife says it stands for jackass.

grog m wrote:it stands for grand thats a fact. gj = grand junction

MSR Dromedary bag.