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Callitwhatyouplease 

5.8

   

FA: Lowe & Ream '66
Type: Trad
Consensus: 5.8 [details]
Length: 1 pitch, 120 feet
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Submitted By: Peter Gram on Apr 23, 2004


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Description 

Callitwhatyouplease is the next major crack system right of the obvious Bushwhack Crack. The crack doesn't touch the ground, so it is necessary to climb for 30 feet or so through hollow flakes. Pro can be placed, however, making the opening safe.

Climb through the flakes, then traverse right to the main crack system. Follow this all the way until a set of chains. On the way, a couple of pitons are encountered, and then the crack widens to make the 5.8 crux. Another touchy move up top brings one to the top.

Rap with one rope (60m) down the gully to the right. It might also reach straight down the face, but I am not sure.


Protection 

Standard Rack. I placed sizes from small up to a 3.5 camalot. The wide section narrows near the back which makes it not require too much big gear.



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Schoolroom from the parking lot

BETA PHOTO: Schoolroom from the parking lot

Here I am at the start of the crack.

BETA PHOTO: Here I am at the start of the crack.


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By Peter Gram
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From: Salt Lake City, UT
Apr 23, 2004

The wide part of this climb can be seen in the beta photo. It is almost exactly in the center of the pic, about 20 feet right of the trees on Bushwhack Crack.

By Nathan Fisher
Administrator
Jun 13, 2005
rating: 5.8

This IMO is the best of the Schoolroom area moderate cracks. One 70m will get you straight down the face.

By vincent pierce
Sep 27, 2005
rating: 5.8

A fun offwidth? As this route demonstrates... it IS possible! The last 5.8 move was a big surprise and felt pretty hard. A 60m rope, with care, will get you into the trees on the right side of the base of the climb.

By Nathan Fisher
Administrator
Sep 5, 2006
rating: 5.8

Took my wife on this today for her first "true crack" route. Needless to say, this may not have been the best choice, as she took 2 hours, cursed repeatedly, and moved one inch at a time. However, when she got to the top with her only falls doing the face sequence through the flakes, she was very proud of herself....beat up, but proud of herself. She may not do another wide crack for a bit, but she did this one.

By Craig Childre
From: Lubbock, Texas
Sep 8, 2006
rating: 5.8

This line was incredible. This is one of the best off-width sections that I have ever done. My favorite was the arm bars and knee jam section. Perhaps because I have never felt such a solid knee jam, where I could just lean back and go no hands. I started off caving, where this is quite common, so I ate it up. I know many who hate OW's. The last few moves are a bit dicey, but it isn't too difficult to sit on the horn.

By Blitzo
Sep 12, 2006

A pretty fun 5.8!

By shawn
From: Draper, Utah
Sep 13, 2006

I will callitapieceofcrap. The bottom section if fun. The OW section at the top sucks. This is not a climb I would do again. Not hard just not fun climbing.

By oliver
Aug 14, 2007

this was a good route however I felt compared to other 5.8's around Little that this route was more like a 5.7. It protects super well and gives you a little bit of everything

By Skyler Penrod
6 days ago

I found that the rock quality in the back of the OW was not that great, it seemed to crumble around my cams. However, this could also be that it is just kind of dirty as well. I took 2 #4 Friends and wished I had taken at least 3. Fun route but be careful what way you climb the OW section.