'Sweating like a hooded rapist' follows the right ...
Description
This climb follows the giant flake that is to the right of Schoolroom #1, it is super fun and has a bunch of unique moves and rock features. Start on the right first bolt (the left one is a 5.12b variation called Midnight Frightening) and face climb up and left to access the flake. You can place a #2 camalot or a #3 friend in the pod and then move right. After placing another #2 Camalot (just as the flake jogs upward, you may want to back-clean the first #2) do a huge undercling pullup and move right, clip a bolt (a kneebar may help for clipping) then traverse right to another undercling where you can get handjams (and a #1 Camalot) then you may want to place a 0.5 camalot where the crack constricts. Traverse farther right where you can get a 0.3 camalot in a pod at your knee, then climb up clipping a bolt, to the anchors!
Location
This route is the second route right of the Schoolroom #1, one climb right of Midnight Frightening and 1 climb left of Smoke Filled Rooms on a giant flake that trends upriver from 15-40 feet off the ground.
Considering the route was done one evening when the temps where about 105 and the FA was indeed "sweating like a hooded rapist" the name, though juvenile, seemed appropriate and not terribly out of the ballpark for Potash route names. Both the parties involved have lived more than most their age.
I quote George Carlin: "Everything can be funny.... even rape. Try picturing Elmer Fudd raping Daffy Duck!" Though I agree that its a shitty route name.
By the looks of it, I mean with a flower in your hair and all, you're obviously some immature ass holes and I would not expect any less in a route name for your 2 seconds of fame when you put up, OMG! .... a FIRST ASCENT......
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