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Twelve Pack Wall

Routes Sorted
L to R R to L Alpha
Briefcase Fulla Blues T,TR 
C'est le Morte T 
Chunky Monkey S 
Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe (aka Unknown J), The S,TR 
Honey, I Shrunk the Hemmorrhoids T,S 
Love, Sex, and the IRS T,S 
Pump You Up T 
Raw Fish and Rice T 
See You, See Me T 
Spit Fires and Funeral Parlours T 
Unknown 2 S 
Unknown K T,TR 

Twelve Pack Wall  


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Description 

This section is much like the rest of Table. There is nothing very specific about this area. The routes here tend to be more gear routes.

Getting There 

Myke--you can update this.

This area is between Winter Warmer (left) & Industrial Buttess (right) areas.

L->R: 

A1. C'est La Morte, 8, 1p, 60', gear.
A2. Brief Case Full of Blues, 7 or 9+, 1p, gear.
B. Psycho Beta Buck Down, 11+, 1p, bolts
C. Unknown 2, 10, 1p, 60', bolts.
D. Raw Fish and Rice, 10, 1p, bolts.
E. The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe (aka Unknown J), 9, bolts, slab.
F. Honey, I Shrunk The Hemorrhoids, 7, 1p, bolts.
G. 8, 1p, bolts.
HI. Love Sex and the IRS, 8, 1p, gear & bolts.
I. Chunky Monkey, 10-, 1p, 65', bolts.
JI. Spit Fire and Funeral Parlors, 9- R, 1p, gear.
K1. Pump You Up, 9-, 1p, 80', gear.
K2. Unknown K, 8, 1p, 75', gear.
L. See You See Me, 6 or 8+, 1p, 40', gear.
M. Belly Up, 6 or 8-, 1p, 60', gear.
N. Toure Kounder a Variation, 10-, 1p.

Climbing Season



Weather station 3.3 miles from here

12 Total Routes

['4 Stars',0],['3 Stars',0],['2 Stars',6],['1 Star',6],['Bomb',0]
['<=5.6',1],['5.7',2],['5.8',3],['5.9',3],['5.10',3],['5.11',0],['5.12',0],['5.13',0],['>=5.14',0],['',0],['<=V1',0],['V2-3',0],['V4-5',0],['V6-7',0],['V8-9',0],['V10-11',0],['V12-13',0],['>=V14',0]

The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Twelve Pack Wall:
Honey, I Shrunk the Hemmorrhoids   5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b     Trad, Sport, 1 pitch   
Chunky Monkey   5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a     Sport, 1 pitch, 65'   
Unknown 2   5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b     Sport, 1 pitch, 60'   
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Featured Route For Twelve Pack Wall
The route. A fun crack on a beautiful winter day.

Love, Sex, and the IRS 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c  CO : Golden : ... : Twelve Pack Wall
This is a good trad line. Start in a left-facing corner just left of "Chunky Monkey", about 30' right of "Honey, I Shrunk the Hemorrhoids."Climb the corner (gear), step right, and continue past the overhang and headwall of Chunky Monkey (2 bolts) to the anchors. The overhang can be tackled directly (harder) or to the right (easier).It's possible to top-rope Chunky Monkey after ascending this route. Chunky Monkey is really a 5.10...[more]   Browse More Classics in CO

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