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Twelve Pack Wall

Routes Sorted
L to R R to L Alpha
Briefcase Fulla Blues T,TR 
C'est le Morte T 
Chunky Monkey S 
Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe, The S,TR 
Honey, I Shrunk the Hemmorrhoids T,S 
Love, Sex, and the IRS T,S 
Pump You Up T 
Raw Fish and Rice T 
See You, See Me T 
Spit Fires and Funeral Parlours T 
Unknown 2 S 
Unknown K T,TR 

Twelve Pack Wall 


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Description 

This section is much like the rest of Table. There is nothing very specific about this area. The routes here tend to be more gear routes.


Getting There 

Myke--you can update this.

This area is between Winter Warmer (left) & Industrial Buttess (right) areas.


L->R: 

A1. C'est La Morte, 8, 1p, 60', gear.
A2. Brief Case Full of Blues, 7 or 9+, 1p, gear.
B. Psycho Beta Buck Down, 11+, 1p, bolts
C. Unknown 2, 10, 1p, 60', bolts.
D. Raw Fish and Rice, 10, 1p, bolts.
E. The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe, 9, bolts, slab.
F. Honey, I Shrunk The Hemorrhoids, 7, 1p, bolts.
G. 8, 1p, bolts.
HI. Love Sex and the IRS, 8, 1p, gear & bolts.
I. Chunky Monkey, 10-, 1p, 65', bolts.
JI. Spit Fire and Funeral Parlors, 9- R, 1p, gear.
K1. Pump You Up, 9-, 1p, 80', gear.
K2. Unknown K, 8, 1p, 75', gear.
L. See You See Me, 6 or 8+, 1p, 40', gear.
M. Belly Up, 6 or 8-, 1p, 60', gear.
N. Toure Kounder a Variation, 10-, 1p.


12 Total Routes


['4 Stars',0],['3 Stars',0],['2 Stars',6],['1 Star',6],['Bomb',0]
['<=5.6',1],['5.7',2],['5.8',3],['5.9',3],['5.10',3],['5.11',0],['5.12',0],['5.13',0],['>=5.14',0],['',0],['<=V1',0],['V2-3',0],['V4-5',0],['V6-7',0],['V8-9',0],['V10-11',0],['V12-13',0],['>=V14',0]

The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Twelve Pack Wall:
Honey, I Shrunk the Hemmorrhoids   5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b     Trad, Sport, 1 pitch   
Chunky Monkey   5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a     Sport, 1 pitch, 65'   
Unknown 2   5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b     Sport, 1 pitch, 60'   
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The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a  CO : Golden : ... : Twelve Pack Wall
This is the bolted line left of "Honey, I Shrunk the Hemorrhoids" that passes through the right side of a 3' roof.I found this route contrived - if you follow the exact line of the bolts, it is probably much harder than 5.9. However, if you stay 3' farther right near a corner, it is a lot easier, maybe not even 5.9 (this avoids the big roof completely). Above the roof, move left to a 2 bolt anchor (one with missing hanger). Hubbel's guide shows this anchor as the end of the route...[more]   Browse More Classics in CO

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