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Seismic Wall A.K.A. Maggie's Wall
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Angel of Poets 
Bird Dog 
Black Slabbath 
Butt Scratch 
Captain Morgan 
Cuttin' Cards for a Poke 
Die Easy 
Diving for Rocks 
Hoover Head 
It's A Wiggle Butt 
Just For The Fun of It 
Lick the Window 
Lonesone Dove 
Luminaire Noir 
Maggy Needs New Shoes 
Man Hands 
Matter of Honor 
Mister Blister 
Mongrel, The 
Nose Print on the Windshield 
Over Easy 
Rock Dog 
Roo Dog 
Seismic Step 
She's No Dog She's My Wife 
Short People 
Slimy Crack aka Icecubes, Popcorn and Popsicles 
Torpedoes Away 
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Torpedoes Away 

YDS: 5.9+ French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI British: E1 5a

Type:  Sport, 40'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.9+ French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI British: E1 5a [details]
FA: Karl Vochatzer
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Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on May 1, 2011
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I swear that hole has no end... Alec goes for the ...


Tricky beta right off the ground makes for an enjoyable puzzle of a route. A fun 5.9 once you've figured out the sequence.

Another super polished, bouldery start with -EASY- climbing above. It's fun regardless, and it also provides convenient access to the ledge where anchors for both "Angels and Poets" and "Matter of Honor" can be accessed so you can get ready for your headpoint of these two spicy leads by practicing on top rope :)


This is the route that people make up names for with the GIANT ARM-EATING hole at the bottom... but seriously, my wingspan is 6'8" and I cant reach the back. (Begin just left of this anomaly)


4 Bolts, Sport Anchors

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Alec leads the route.  "Angels" and "Matter of Honor" are located to the right of this line, immediately after the transition in the wall's color from grey to white
Alec leads the route. "Angels" and "Matter of Hon...
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By Chance Copeland
From: Austin, TX
Sep 29, 2011

Installation and first ascent was by Karl Vochatzer.

By karl vochatzer
From: Austin, TX
Oct 10, 2012

Thanks Chance. This was the first route I ever developed. John Hogge mentored me. I got no less than a dozen people on this before sinking the bolts.