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 May 27, 2009 You lose the Iron Sausage, and give us that? Pretty entertaining video though. : ) Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 27, 2009 I'm still on "for a while" suspension; but can't complain, the porn biz is swingin, baby Buff JohnsonJoined Dec 19, 20051,508 points
 May 27, 2009 Hey everybody: Here's the song of the year! > I don't get it. Not one moment or one syllable corresponds to anything that ever happened in our home. Will someone explain it? Shawn MitchellFrom BroomfieldJoined Mar 4, 2008325 points
 May 27, 2009 Shawn Mitchell wrote: I don't get it. Not one moment or one syllable corresponds to anything that ever happened in our home. Will someone explain it? Okay. Pay special attention to the diagram (men are visual.) Refer any further questions to AJS and Justin Cantrall. I have an appointment with some scrub oak, and I'm running late. Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 27, 2009 Ah...Thanks Geej! Mike, that video is hilarious. But to make sure I get it (the diagram)...gradient, acceleration, and displacement are critical, but apparently size is not a factor. Shawn MitchellFrom BroomfieldJoined Mar 4, 2008325 points
 May 27, 2009 There's an ad running on the radio station where I got that song where a woman tells us that size does matter. And of course, she's selling some help. Funny thing is that she describes that it will increase your width. I'll bet its a rubber band. Mike LaneFrom Centennial, COJoined Jan 21, 2006984 points
 May 27, 2009 Shawn Mitchell wrote:Ah... But to make sure I get it (the diagram)...gradient, acceleration, and displacement are critical, but apparently size is not a factor. Study Newton's Laws of Motion, and you'll do fine. Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 27, 2009 1st: Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion. 2nd: Bigger mass and higher speeds produce more forceful energy. 3rd: For every thrust, there's an equal thrust back. That's HOT! No wonder the church authorities persecuted him. Shawn MitchellFrom BroomfieldJoined Mar 4, 2008325 points
 May 27, 2009 hold this thread up here, and i will slay it permanently pick a card... Darren MabeFrom Flagstaff, AZJoined Dec 12, 20024,117 points
 May 27, 2009 Justin Cantrall wrote:ok, you got me. I don't know what those two pictures are supposed to mean, if anything, but I do know that 2.71828183 is an approximation of e. I get it G! Riding Dirt-e ! Hoo-Hoo what's my prize? Pineapple and olives? Stuffed potatoes? Lee SmithJoined Sep 5, 20031,686 points
 May 27, 2009 Good job, Lee! : ) You get all of the above, and I'll even throw in some fresh tomatoes, and strawberries from the garden! Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 27, 2009 Damn...Sir Isaac Newton was a hottie with that beautiful, thick wavy hair, cleft chin, chiseled face, big, dark mysterious eyes, and a sweet smile. I'm sure all the peasant girls, and Clergymen longed for him to whisper dirty Laws of Motion in their ears. Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 28, 2009 I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it II. The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector. III. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. IV. Have fabulous hair. Tom RFrom Denver, COJoined Sep 14, 2008157 points
 May 28, 2009 Dear Mr. Mitchell, I am sorry to inform you that when it's "Business Time", and you are "Falling in Love", not even a Gri-Gri can save you. Especially not a Dirty one... And so, I feel it is my duty to inform you that you've been mislead. Yes, it is true that one should study "Newton's Laws of Motion", which are are major part of "Newtonian Mechanics", which, essentially is "Classical Mechanics" - the fundamental laws that govern our macroscopic universe. I daresay, I have a soft spot for this "classical thinking", as it was derived from the dancing motion of the stars in our skies... *romantic pause* But can you afford to base your Love life on such... superficial principals? I beg you, let's not get lost in the details of Calculus and Quantum Mechanics, Thermodynamics, etc. and so on. Hog Wash. We ALL know that the very origin of Love's mechanics dates back to Newton's oft oversighted breakthru - The Law of Universal Gravitation: Now, the way this works is that you're the Blue Ball (...obviously), and she is the Green Ball. Now, just... "get close", and let Gravity do the work. CaelanFrom Dysfunctional, COJoined Apr 8, 2006481 points
 May 28, 2009 One time, when I was at the Louvre, I ditched the person I was with just so I could go back to the pre-16th century paintings, to try, and figure out what, in history, went horribly wrong, as many of the great artists couldn't get the babies right. They looked like reject discount store baby dolls, old men, and/or aliens (Area-51-like, that is). The bowls of fruit, and all the suffering women, and dudes with the cankles wearing the big sandals, and all the wide-eyed sex-starved clergymen looked all right, but the babies were terrifying. Whoa. I just found some more examples.... I am so grateful, that in this dungeon we can all talk about things other than climbing, climbing, climbing. Long live the Thread Slayer thread! Close your eyes. Okay... open, OPEN. Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 28, 2009 "but the babies were terrifying." That's because jesus was a transformer. Jesus Was Way Cool - King Missles J C WilksFrom Loveland, COJoined Aug 29, 2006309 points
 May 28, 2009 I know what's cooler than Jesus: (turn your volume up) Mike LaneFrom Centennial, COJoined Jan 21, 2006984 points
 May 28, 2009 Jeeesus! Okay, bring on the Thread Slayer. Now! Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 28, 2009 That's right, you shouldn't be terrified of Jesus. Jesus was just morphing into however the artist wanted to use him. That's so cool. Jesus was way cool. J C WilksFrom Loveland, COJoined Aug 29, 2006309 points
 May 28, 2009 Think I'll stay away from this stretch of thread... Oh, and Gigi... Yeah! I've always wondered what was up with renaissance stick-figure monkey babies. Shawn MitchellFrom BroomfieldJoined Mar 4, 2008325 points
 May 28, 2009 Shileikis wrote:Now, the way this works is that you're the Blue Ball (...obviously), and she is the Green Ball. Now, just... "get close", and let Gravity do the work. That's an existential dilemma, Shileiks. The climbing urge compels me to fight gravity. But you say the procreative urge bids me submit to gravity. What. To. Do? I'm sure gonna miss sex. Shawn MitchellFrom BroomfieldJoined Mar 4, 2008325 points
 May 28, 2009 Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 28, 2009 Is this also some kind of brain puzzle? Shawn MitchellFrom BroomfieldJoined Mar 4, 2008325 points
 May 28, 2009 Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?From VegasJoined May 25, 20054,468 points
 May 28, 2009 Shileikis wrote:...We ALL know that the very origin of Love's mechanics dates back to Newton's oft oversighted breakthru - The Law of Universal Gravitation: Now, the way this works is that you're the Blue Ball (...obviously), and she is the Green Ball. Now, just... "get close", and let Gravity do the work. You make no mention of forces of repulsion. Sometimes these objects you mention (m_1[XY] and m_2[XX]) contain a nonzero net magnetic charge and their poles are aligned to repulse each other. In which case, the gravitational force attracting the two objects together is overridden by the magnetic repulsion inherent to the object, and Mr. Blueball and Ms. Redball get as far away from each other as possible. This distance is determined by the magnitude of their respective magnetic fields. jcntrlFrom Smoulder, COJoined Jun 27, 200820 points

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