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Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

It's official. After doing a very unofficial survey, I have discovered that I hold the record for having the last word and killing the most threads on MP.com.

This dubious distinction should catapult me into the MP Hall of Fame and guarantee infamy for all the ages.

philistein · · seattle · Joined Mar 2009 · Points: 10
Leo Zacharias · · Boulder CO · Joined Feb 2008 · Points: 45

Damn for a second I thought you were talking about SLAYER!!!
WAR ENSEMBLEEEEE!!!

MattWallace · · Center Harbor, NH · Joined Nov 2008 · Points: 8,752

Lee maybe you should bring your rope back into your picture so people will be more likely to comment on what you said...

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103

Hell Awaits Lee.....

Pete Hickman · · Washington, DC · Joined Sep 2007 · Points: 485

I bet if I was listening to Raining Blood I could climb two grades higher than normal.

Kat A · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jun 2006 · Points: 510

Well Lee, if you don't reply to all these postings, you'll be one step closer towards not being a Thread Slayer! :)

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643

I gotta get one in before that freaky Lee kills his own thread!!!!!

edit too add, I love you dude. Even though your a harbinger of "topic' doom that walks on earth as man.

TresSki Roach · · Santa Fe, NM · Joined May 2002 · Points: 605

Lee do you mind if I call you Buffy?

Answer soon and kill this thread, k?

Kat A · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jun 2006 · Points: 510

Tracy and Hank you're cracking me up. Lee, I bet you're sitting at your computer just wanting to reply to this thread... and telling yourself NO! Don't Kill It!!!

P.S. Someone please post after this so I'm not a Thread Smither, uh, I mean, Slayer.

Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250

Man, something smells dead around here!

Stucker · · Centennial, CO · Joined Aug 2006 · Points: 75

Don't cut your self short, Lee. Besides Total # Killed, you have also killed more threads per thread contribution (kill/cont). Your batting over 500 now... And look who's warming up in the batter's box!

Mike Lane · · AnCapistan · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 880

Lee, I was going to ask whats up with your job status; but I think that question's been answered.

Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

Slim, That was a foregone conclusion years ago....

Hank, I Love You Man! See ya tomorrow night at the Dark Horse I hope.

Tracy, call me anything you want, especially if it cracks Kateri up.

Kateri, Thread Smither LOL.

Shawn, something always smells dead around here.

Jeff, great stats man!

Mike, Yeah, I have a lot of time on my hands. Should end soon.

May this thread Rest In Pieces!

Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250

Lee, your post looks like deliberate, premeditated threadicide. Why are you doing this? You don't have to take the rap, man. I'll kill this thread...rupture and fray its gnarled fibers into a fuzzy terminus, dangling from the spool and bobbin of MP's graveyard queue for eternity.

Unwind in Peace.

Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

Shawn, that is a very literary death knell for this thread. You are spooking me out man. But great prose dude.

I hope I see you tomorrow at the DH as well.

Oh crap, the thread still lives....

Evan S · · Denver, Co · Joined Dec 2007 · Points: 510

But my good man, you cannot kill what does not live, behold the undead thread. Do you think if a climber becomes a zombie they would be more prone to climb up things in search of human prey?

Micahisaac · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 80

How bout we all chip in tomorrow night and get Lee a punch card to the gym of his choice?

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
Evan Simons wrote:But my good man, you cannot kill what does not live, behold the undead thread. Do you think if a climber becomes a zombie they would be more prone to climb up things in search of human prey?
Dude, that's kick ass.

Edit too add, I got Lees punchcard RIGHT HERE!!!!!
See you freaks tomorrow.
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi? · · Vegas · Joined May 2005 · Points: 4,115

On the great day of the second coming of the Son of MP, the general resurrection of the dead thread will occur. All dead threads will rise from their graves in a transformed state. The MP God thus describes this event: "Do not marvel at this: for the hour is coming in which all who are in the graves will hear his voice of the Son of MP and come forth; those who have done good, to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil, to the resurrection of condemnation" (Thread:106397651)



This was your best kill of all time, Lee.

Enter at your own risk.
Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

Gigi,

You are hilarious. I laughed out loud until my teeth hurt. Thanks for the morning wakeup. I Love You Dearly.

Killing the crack thread was pretty impressive, yeah? I used a double entendre for that one.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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