This cruel world.

This cruel world. I , for once, might as well come out and say it. I identify myself as a mountain goat. The minute I beheld those magnificent creatures I knew it. My recent disenchantment with the modern world and the complete and utter lack of desire to be a so called responsible human being, the way hills keep me spellbound, all of it makes perfect sense now. I am trans species!

Now that I said those words, what do I do next? Baaa?! Anyone...

#goatlivesmatter

You joined MP today and this is your introduction? Try again.

As this thread is here and about Mountain Goats (kind of), does anyone know of any likely sighting spots for them in Colorado?

In Mississippi they make you use the bathroom of your assigned species.. so you can't use the stable's.. They don't want fake goat people going in there to rape the goats..

"Billy G" .... lmao :D

Mathias wrote:As this thread is here and about Mountain Goats (kind of), does anyone know of any likely sighting spots for them in Colorado?

Saw these guys on the Citadel.

Citadelians

Have seen them at the parking for Mt Evans, and also on the Bells Traverse.

Trans species is fine. The court of public opinion has spoken and you can be trans anything except for trans race (Rachel Dolezal). You should be wary though, this trans dragon eats goats for lunch.

Mathias wrote:As this thread is here and about Mountain Goats (kind of), does anyone know of any likely sighting spots for them in Colorado?

They also hang out on Mt. Evans. It is convenient to be able to drive nearly to the summit so you don't have to lug all your photography equipment far. I have gotten lots of great shots there.

Not in CO but the best place I've been to check out big horn sheep and mountain goats was Radium Hot Springs BC. They were all over town! In the road, in the back yard, at the crags, licking the salt off my truck..

Thanks for the replies on sighting spots. We'll check out Mt Evans.

(Edited to correct terrible spelling errors.)

Billy G wrote: P.S. Is it true the goats will drink your piss?

Lots of animals will drink your piss, apparently it'd a good source of salt for them.

Drive I-70 through upper Clear Creek Canyon after a snowstorm, you'll see bighorn sheep drinking mag chloride out of the rumble strips for the same reason.

Mathias wrote:Thanks for the replies on sighting spot. We'll check out My Evans.

You can almost always find them hanging around the summits of Gray's and Torrey's Peaks.

FrankPS wrote:You joined MP today and this is your introduction? Try again.

Yes this forum is only for very serious discussion

Welcome Goat Boy. I'm sure you will be right at home here with the rest of us whackjobs

I for one welcome goat boy with open arms and look forward to future conversations about PAS, retrobolting and choice of vehicle.

This world is indeed cruel! I just sustained another blow to my ego by being fired from my new job as a landscaper as a part of the working goats crew. My foreman said I took too many breaks and was not efficient enough. He also mentioned I was too easily distracted by tourists trying to offer me carrots....my life sucks!

I miss my job...

Eric G. wrote:I for one welcome goat boy with open arms and look forward to future conversations about PAS, retrobolting and choice of vehicle.

You forgot two important categories. 1.) I forgot my crashpad / quickdraws somewhere in these 3 states please Internet help me find my stuff. and 2.) I took a 30-foot fall onto an $8 micronut and now the wires are frayed. What should I do with it?

camwhore wrote: and 2.) I took a 30-foot fall onto an $8 micronut and now the wires are frayed. What should I do with it?

You know I've never seen this thread just pop up, especially not like the lost quick draws and what's the best first trad rack. Just wondering how often you seem to stumble across this question? Only asking because I just asked it an hour ago and after searching the forums I found only one similar thread in the past nine years.

So if a human kills and eats a trans-goat is that against the law? I mean he is a goat, and as a human it is legal to eat goat.

You may want to take a minute to investigate the bat-shit crazy world of Otherkin, there may be more goatkin out there just like you.