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The Ghetto  

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  • Description 

    The Ghetto is far and away the best overhanging bouldering area in Colorado -- and perhaps the best overhanging bouldering outside of Hueco Tanks. Blessed with an iron hard veneer similar to the stonker stone on the Third's east face, this slot/cave affair offers problems ranging from 8-move, powerful V9s to 90+ foot link-ups, where you're never more than a foot or two off the ground.

    Though some climbers find the landing intimidating, people *have* taken the whip here and walked away to talk about it. Your best bet, when pumped, is to simply step down to the slab.

    The Ghetto has three basic sectors:1. The Anacostia Wall -- this is the short, heavily-huecoed wall down low (furthest south) with a dirt landing and lots of chalk.

    2. The Underdog Cave -- this is the lower slot of the Ghetto, just below the flat staging area above the felled tree. The landings here vary from dirt platforms to tight slots.

    3. The Upper Ghetto -- this is the meat of the area, with the longest problems, biggest link-ups, and biggest exposure. Most boulderers will groove on the up problems near the cave's right side, while the more spelunking-oriented will get off on Inner Space, Guanophobia, etc., which climb out into the light from the deep, dark bowels of the slot. The 5.11 lip traverse of the upper wall is not to be missed.

    Getting There 

    The Ghetto sits on the southwest side of the Third Flatiron, high on a bench that's visible from the small pass on the Royal Arch trail.

    Approach via the Royal Arch Trail. As you climb steeply out of the riverbed, you'll notice a large, roof/block on your left after about 5-10 minutes. 150 feet further is a seasonal closure sign tacked to a tree. Drop into or contour around the gully here (a climber's trail is visible), then head up and north into the long gully leading north to the Upper Bench (this is listed as an alternate descent route for the 3rd in many guidebooks).

    About halfway up the gully you'll pass a small crag on the right (the south face has two bolts, the west face has "Holier than Thou; a 5.11 route past 4-5 bolts up the overhanging, huecoed face).

    Scramble up past this, then 100 feet later come to a notch between this crag and a short, wavy wall. Don't climb the south-face of the notch -- spooky 5.7. Instead, stay in the gully, go 10 feet farther (if you get to the big tree you've gone too far -- unless you want to climb the tree to get into the Ghetto) and climb the west-facing wall via good rails to a ledge. Up over another step, then scramble north on a ramp and Voila! -- you're looking right at the Anacostia Wall.

    The Ghetto is closed each spring from February 1 - July 31 for nesting raptors. Please respect this, and keep this unique environment clean.

    Climbing Season

    Weather station 2.5 miles from here

    12 Total Routes

    ['4 Stars',5],['3 Stars',5],['2 Stars',1],['1 Star',1],['Bomb',0]

    The Classics

    Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for The Ghetto:
    Lip Traverse   V2 5+     Boulder, 100'   
    Skin Poppin' Slut   V4 6B     Boulder, 10'   
    Underdog   V5 6C     Boulder, 20'   
    Spina Bifida   V5 6C     Boulder, 20'   
    Dr. Slutpants   V7 7A+     Boulder, 20'   
    Tabula Rasa   V9 7C     Boulder, 10'   
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    Featured Route For The Ghetto
    Circa 1991ish.

    Skin Poppin' Slut V4 6B  CO : Flatirons : ... : The Ghetto
    As the name implies, the boulder problem can be a bit painful. Nevertheless, it is a classic up (out) line on the Upper Ghetto and a useful landmark for locating the other problems.Skin Poppin' Slut is the very overhanging crack/flare on the lower right side of the Upper Ghetto, right over the flagstone landing and about 15 feet in (left) from the staging area.Sit start with your hands in a good, deep hueco and power out the crack to a funk drop-knee crux where the crack pinches off (you can go ...[more]   Browse More Classics in CO

    Photos of The Ghetto Slideshow Add Photo
    Early '90s.
    Early '90s.
    KC. Circa 1994.
    KC. Circa 1994.

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    By Brian Milhaupt
    From: Golden, CO
    Sep 9, 2003
    The climber's trail that leaves the Royal Arches trail is packed with poison ivy. Watch your step and wear long pants!
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