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By Killis Howard
Sep 8, 2007

This being my state of existence this week, I thought I'd throw this out to my Utahan brethren (and sistren, a word best pronounced after ten or so PBRs) that I'm sick of work, it's *time to climb time*, and anyone who feels like posting directions to the Crack House Boulder near Moab or just PMing me what I need to know would have my everlasting thanks. I need to get out and climb something hard and wash the stink of wearing a tie off of me.

In essence, I want to quit ny job and hit up the crack house. Please help.

By Mike Lane
From Centennial, CO
Sep 8, 2007
Almost there......

I didn't know 7-11 cashiers wore ties. Learn something every day....

By Mark Nelson
From Coniferous, CO
Sep 8, 2007
 In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.    Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br /><br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br /><br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning  mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been  tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs.  The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.<br />

I hate to one up ya; but I quit my job and got lost alpine & ice climbing for a while last year. Man, that did the soul some good.

On second thought, I'm quite happy to one up ya here ;)

Good luck on your quest; I'm gonna go get drunk now with a bunch of hippies now.

By John J. Glime
From Salt Lake City, UT
Sep 8, 2007
Follow the arrow...

tsk, tsk, tsk... http://www.mountainproject.com/v/utah/moab_area/crackhouse/1>>>>>

By Killis Howard
Sep 8, 2007

Hey Mike Lane, thanks for reminding me that even though 7-11 doesn't pay much, I *CAN* afford to quit and go sport climbing with my two free draws! And there will probably be new ones I can reach from the ground next week!

I searched under crack house and crack house boulder but didn't nail it on either of thos-must not have realized not to separate the crack from the house. Thanks for the link, and hope someone got some amusement out of the thread, at least!


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