Lost my glasses on or near Tenderloins wall last week. Had them at the shaded tree area near the base of Mad Cow Disease and near Increadible Spam Crack on Monday March 12th. Went to get my spanking on Tenderloins. Then headed down in the dark to the parking lot for a cold one.

If anyone found a pair of prescription glasses w/ rectangular dark brown nerdy frames at any of these places (tree base near Mad Cow, below Tenderloins or the next to highest parking lot for Tenderloins / 2nd Meat) I would happily pay shipping and a small reward.

They are probably being used in some rodent or bird nest by now.

Cheers,
Jesse