By Ben Lyon From Birmingham, AL Apr 18, 2008
| Why the South is the best...Knife Crack...BBQ...Beer...
Your turn.... |  |
By Jeff Mekolites From HOTlanta, GA Apr 19, 2008
| golden locks/cake walk/precious orr/ could keep going...Shuford's (with banana pudding) and of course beer...
next! |  |
By Nick Stayner From Tuolumne Meadows, CA Apr 19, 2008
| SANDSTONE and 12 months of climbing temps*!
(*of course this is the 3rd weekend in a row I've been rained out!) |  |
By Joey Wolfe Apr 19, 2008
| Being one of the only two climbers in Tallulah Gorge on a perfect fall day.
The fish tacos at Big River Brewery in Chattanooga |  |
By Matt Nelson From Honolulu, HI Apr 19, 2008
| Humidity, snakes, mosquitos and heat whats not to like...? |  |
By Mike Lane From Centennial, CO Apr 19, 2008
| Don't forget Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and W. (Hamas, DNA, and utter incompetence) |  |
By Joey Wolfe Apr 19, 2008
| Matt Nelson wrote: Humidity, snakes, mosquitos and heat whats not to like...?
Thats funny, I guess you can find something to whine and bitch about were ever you go.
Damn Mike, that is harsh to lump Texas in with the south, they have their own special club of haters. Plus ol' W. was born in New Haven, CT. Not exactly a southern boy, but he does play the part well with his Wyoming side kick. I guess we will have to claim the other two.....
sniff, sniff....I think I smell smoke.... |  |
By Mike Lane From Centennial, CO Apr 19, 2008
| Yeah, we had Gary "I dare you to follow me!" Hart. I find it incredible that W's dad may have been the best of the bunch.
And, son, I'm afraid Texas rolled with the Stars and Bars back in the day. They're yours ;) |  |
By Ben Lyon From Birmingham, AL Apr 20, 2008
| Mike Lane wrote: Don't forget Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and W. (Hamas, DNA, and utter incompetence)
MLK, Billy Graham, Rosa Parks...Bo Jackson, Carl Lweis, Charles Barkley...Hank Williams, Harper Lee, Helen Keller... |  |
By Joey Wolfe Apr 20, 2008
| Yeah, Ben,good examples, but you left out Kentucky's number one son........Hunter S. Thompson. |  |
By Matt Nelson From Honolulu, HI Apr 20, 2008
| Joey Wolfe wrote: Thats funny, I guess you can find something to whine and bitch about were ever you go.
I do what I can... i could probably find something wrong with anywhere though. |  |
By Jeff Mekolites From HOTlanta, GA Apr 20, 2008
| being the only group at *&%^#% - the best unknown climbing spot in Tennessee...cold corona's, chicken & cheese enchilada's, camp fire, good people and a full moon...
DAMN!
nick - rained out? gotta come further south... |  |
By Nick Stayner From Tuolumne Meadows, CA Apr 20, 2008
| Jeff Mekolites wrote: nick - rained out? gotta come further south... Don't I know it man... this semester has wreaked havoc on my TWall trips. Oh well, only two more weeks then SUMMER! Every weekend, I check the weather down there, and it's ALWAYS nicer than the forecast here this time of year. I consider going down for like 2 seconds before I remember the insurmountable work load of a student taking 18 credits to graduate in May. Definitely regret that decision... You guys have got it great down there. I think Chattanooga's one of the best climber hub cities in the country!
Joey Wolfe wrote: Yeah, Ben,good examples, but you left out Kentucky's number one son........Hunter S. Thompson. While we're in the realm of literature, how about other famous sons (and daughters) of the South: Flannery O'Connor, Tennessee Williams, Tom Wolfe (both of them), Robert Penn Warren, Tom Robbins, Barry Hannah, Tom Robbins and the all-time demigods of literature William Faulkner and Cormac McCarthy! Probably the rest of the country COMBINED will never top that! |  |
By bradkillough From hartselle, Alabama Apr 20, 2008
| Ben Lyon wrote: MLK, Billy Graham, Rosa Parks...Bo Jackson, Carl Lweis, Charles Barkley...Hank Williams, Harper Lee, Helen Keller... Yea boy, What Ben said!! |  |
By bradkillough From hartselle, Alabama Apr 20, 2008
| tenesmus wrote: Shuford's! I know you are what am I? |  |
By Ben Lyon From Birmingham, AL Apr 20, 2008
| Joey Wolfe wrote: Yeah, Ben,good examples, but you left out Kentucky's number one son........Hunter S. Thompson.
Got two of his books on the shelves...ah, the duality of man...
Jamestown next Saturday! Yeehaw!
Cinnamon Girl Wild Iris Tainted Love...
...the hit list. |  |
By Ben Lyon From Birmingham, AL Apr 20, 2008
| Oh yeah...also from Kentucky...
Mohammed Ali!!! "Superman don’t need no seatbelt." Jefferson Davis and Abraham Lincoln |  |
By Ben Lyon From Birmingham, AL Apr 20, 2008
| Nick Stayner wrote: ... While we're in the realm of literature, how about other famous sons (and daughters) of the South: Flannery O'Connor, Tennessee Williams, Tom Wolfe (both of them), Robert Penn Warren, Tom Robbins, Barry Hannah, Tom Robbins and the all-time demigods of literature William Faulkner and Cormac McCarthy! Probably the rest of the country COMBINED will never top that!
Faulkner. Done. |  |
By Brian Scoggins From Laramie, WY Apr 20, 2008
| Joey Wolfe wrote: Thats funny, I guess you can find something to whine and bitch about were ever you go. Damn Mike, that is harsh to lump Texas in with the south, they have their own special club of haters. Plus ol' W. was born in New Haven, CT. Not exactly a southern boy, but he does play the part well with his Wyoming side kick. I guess we will have to claim the other two..... sniff, sniff....I think I smell smoke....
Hey now, Diamond Dick was born in Nebraska! We don't claim him either. |  |
By d-know From electric lady land Apr 21, 2008
| god is no nationalist. |  |
By bradkillough From hartselle, Alabama Apr 21, 2008
| d-know wrote: god is no nationalist. What do you mean by God is no nationalist? |  |
By Paul Barnes From Gainesville, Georgia Apr 21, 2008
| Hmmm...three days ago would be friday (night I'm guessing) in Birmingham and you were a bit less than sober when this was started, eh Ben ?
Aside from the obvious stellar craggin, let's go ahead and add in the big scary stuff....Whitesides.....Laurel F'in Knob.....Yeah c'mon. And the less scary, but more pristine, Linville George. (yes, we're aware you have this stuff out west too, but we're gonna hold ours in equally high regard.......because we can).
And I would certainly be remiss in not mentioning the "purdiest" lil backwoods waitresses ever to sling burritos in your favorite less than authentic mexican restaurant convenient to the out of the way crag of your choice. I seriously can't believe my partner from Alabama left that part out.
And then there's the big chip we wear on our shoulders cause we're still pissed over the War of Northern Aggression. Stars and Bars forever.......Yee F'Kin Haw! ;) |  |
By Ben Faber From Benfield, Kolorado Apr 22, 2008
| You forgot ticks and chiggers, Atlanta traffic, and Southern Baptists. Did anyone mention T-Wall, Shortoff, the Red, Reel Cove, Looking Glass and Shuford's? (I'm kidding)
I would have stayed if there were more granite cracks back there because I can't stand the bad drivers and whiney people (probably not natives) out here. |  |
By bbrock From Al Apr 22, 2008
| I like being from the south cause nobody expects much from you.
What about southern women.....hello....hello!!!! I love big ole knockers in a confederate flag bikini. Hell yeah....motor boat, motor boat!!!! |  |
By Ben Lyon From Birmingham, AL Apr 22, 2008
| Paul - eerrrrummm, yeah, Friday night. And yeah, I usually have a few beers in me by the time I plant my arse on the couch...you know me too well.
Ben - I'll take ticks and chiggers over AMS and frostbite...you're welcome back any time.
bbrock - Your first point could be true. Your second is undeniable...bbbrrrrppp, brrrrpppp... |  |
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