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C.H.T. TR 
Cancelled T,TR 
Cartman's Mom T,TR 
Cartman's Mom Part 2 T,TR 
Chinpokomon T,TR 
Fingerbang T,TR 
Hooked on Monkey Phonics T,TR 
Kenny Dies 
Not Without My Anus TR 
Pinkeye T,TR 
Professor Chaos 
Super Fun Time TR 
Tom's Rhinoplasty 

South Park  

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Elevation: 7,900'
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This is a subarea created for better organization. It will include routes in the South Park. Obviously, with an ice park, the routes will vary with spigot proliferation.

For the time being, these routes will include Towelie to Terrance.

This area was created for the increasing need for terrain for the lower end difficulty of the ice climber, but there is room to play with mixed terrain, too.

For the newcomer, this can be a bit challenging to figure out the routes from above.

Getting There 

Hike up to the ice park, or drive and park. Then go uphill from the upper bridge. Follow the signs longer than you think to South Park. Count on at least 10-15 minutes the first time there.

You can rappel in or find the descent gully (hopefully with a fixed rope) on the downhill end.


A. Professor Chaos, WI 2+, 1p, 25', screws.
B. Towelie, WI2-3, 1p, 25', screws.
C. Cow Days, WI2, 1p, screws.
D. N.A.M.B.I.A., WI3-, 1p, 75', screws.
E. Trapper Keeper, WI2-3, 1p, screws.
F. Fat Camp, WI2, 1p, screws.
G. Lilly Winks, WI2-3, 1p, screws.
H. Cartmanland, WI3-4, 1p, screws.
I. Cripple Fight, WI2-3, 1p, screws.
J. Kenny Dies, WI2-3, 1p, 80', screws.
K. Mixed Route, M4+, 1p.
L. Asspen, WI3-4, 1p, 80', screws.
M. Fun With Veal, WI3-4, 1p, screws.
N. Mixed Line, M5, 1p.
O. Chocolate Salty Balls, WI2-3, 1p, screws.
P. Dihedral, M5, 1p, gear.
Q. Mr. Hankey, WI3, 1p, screws.
R. Not Without My Anus, WI3, 1p, 100', screws.
S. Cherokee Hair Tampons, WI2-3, 1p, 100', screws.
T. Super Fun Time, WI4, 1p, 100', screws.
U. Summer Sucks, WI3, 1p, screws.
V. Hooked on Monkey Phonics, WI2-3, 1p, 80', screws.
W. Chickenlover, WI3, 1p, screws.
X. R.E.S.L.O.F.F., WI2, 1p, screws.
Y. Cancelled, WI3, 1p, 80', screws.
Z. Sexual Harrassment Panda, WI3-4, 1p, screws.
AA. Cartman's Anal Probe, WI3-4, 1p, screws.
BB. Pinkeye, WI4-5, 1p, 90', screws.
CC. Fingerbang, WI4-5, 1p, 90', screws.
DD. Cartman's Mom, WI4, 85', 1p, screws.
EE. Cartman's Mom, Part 2, WI3, 1p, 90', screws.
FF. Chinpokomon, WI4, 1p, 85', screws.
GG. Tom's Rhinoplasty, WI3, 1p, 65', screws.
HH. Mecha Streisand, WI2-3, 1p, screws.
II. Chef Aid, WI2-3, 1p, screws.
JJ. Terrance, WI2-3, 1p, 50', screws.
KK. Frenchy, M5-6, 1p, 50', gear & screws.

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18 Total Routes

['4 Stars',0],['3 Stars',6],['2 Stars',11],['1 Star',1],['Bomb',0]

The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for South Park:
Super Fun Time   WI4     TR, Ice, 1 pitch, 100'   
Kenny Dies   WI3     Ice, 1 pitch, 80'   
Tom's Rhinoplasty   WI3     Ice, 1 pitch, 65'   
Not Without My Anus   WI3     TR, Ice, 1 pitch, 100'   
Cartman's Mom Part 2   WI3     Trad, TR, Ice, 1 pitch, 90'   
Pinkeye   WI4-5     Trad, TR, Ice, 1 pitch, 90'   
Fingerbang   WI4-5     Trad, TR, Ice, 1 pitch, 90'   
Chinpokomon   WI3-4     Trad, TR, Ice, 1 pitch, 85'   
Cartman's Mom   WI4+     Trad, TR, Ice, 1 pitch, 85'   
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So, did you think was the climb?

N.A.M.B.I.A. WI3-  CO : CO Ice & Mixed : ... : South Park
This has a bad name for a pretty nice, steeper line. It is not my route, but I'm slowly trying to make sense of the area. SO, who also thought this was N.A.M.B.L.A. (sic)? [BTW, it's printed N.A.M.B.I.A. in the old z-fold.]...[more]   Browse More Classics in CO

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An orienting photo perhaps: climber in yellow on Sexual Harassment Panda, climber in blue Cartman's Anal Probe, and a rope on Pinkeye.
An orienting photo perhaps: climber in yellow on S...
What every guy/gal wants, a quarterly tax return.
What every guy/gal wants, a quarterly tax return.
3-Feb-2010: Me leading some WI3-ish thing in South Park.
3-Feb-2010: Me leading some WI3-ish thing in South...
South Park.
South Park.
Heather: The one having the most fun of course, IS the best climber.
Heather: The one having the most fun of course, IS...
Everso-delicate Sullivan.
Everso-delicate Sullivan.
3-Feb-2010: Me leading a WI3 in South Park.
3-Feb-2010: Me leading a WI3 in South Park.
Levi, gettin vertical sans rope!
Levi, gettin vertical sans rope!
Doug climbs unknown mixed crack at the very south end of South Park.  Anyone know the route name?
Doug climbs unknown mixed crack at the very south ...
TRing in South Park.  <br />January 31, 2009.
TRing in South Park.
January 31, 2009.
A busy day!
A busy day!

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