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Submitted By: Stephen Wilfong on Sep 17, 2010

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A little, lonely slab down the hill from the Penis Rock. The rock is a little crumbly and there is only one bolted route, but I think it's worth checking out if you're looking for an easy sport climb. This makes a good tick for someone just starting their sport leading career.

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Go to the Penis Rock area. Walk past all the climbs in the Gully area and keep walking down the gully a ways. The slab is the only obvious hunk of rock on the right side of the gully.

Climbing Season

For the Hartman Rocks area.

Weather station 1.5 miles from here

3 Total Climbing Routes

['4 Stars',0],['3 Stars',1],['2 Stars',2],['1 Star',0],['Bomb',0]

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The Groove Thing 5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b  CO : Gunnison : ... : Slab of No Return
This route starts up a low angle water groove that eventually ends in a large 3 foot pod. From here, clip the first and only bolt, then trend right to the broken corner system where you can place a solid nut, and move up and left towards the summit crack placing gear along the way. This is a fun, moderate lead that would be good for the newer trad leader.There are no anchors. Bring a long cord to build 2 piece anchor at the top....[more]   Browse More Classics in CO

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Getting ready to climb Valley Girl, 5.6.
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From: Santa Monica, Ca.
Sep 18, 2010
I thought I'd touched and at least scoped out most everything there. Just shows to go ya!
By Stephen Wilfong
From: Englewood, CO
Sep 18, 2010
Yep. I think the easy routes like to be overlooked. I'm aware of at least a few more routes that aren't on MP yet that I plan on climbing and posting.

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