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Patina Aguilera S 
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Roach, The S 
Root Beer'd S 
Sausage Party S 
Schmitt's Gay S 
Screaming Barfies S 
She Ain't No Lady Unless She's 280 S 
Smearnoff S 
Smoke Like a Chimney S 
Stakes Are High And So Am I S 
Too Drunk To Huck S 
Transversetite S 
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Patina Aguilera 

YDS: 5.10d French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 21 British: E3 5b

   
Type:  Sport, 40'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.10d French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 21 British: E3 5b [details]
FA: Brent Larsen
Season: Beautiful in every season.
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Submitted By: Brent Larsen on May 18, 2012

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The Disinterested Bitches (that you be blowin' kis...

Description 

The more direct remix to the anchors. Starts on a thin, pink layback with teeny-bopper fingers. The cleft note goes to a steep, blonde face with deep, groovey monos and provacative two finger pockets that have an almost burlesque quality to them.

Then comes a new sensation, hurt. This milkmaid of a climb gets pumpy and a bit technical for what seems a long while before the wardrobe malfunction reveils the ample jugs at the top.

Location: Blowin' Kisses Wall 

Love sandwhiched between Kim Gnardashian and Jessica Crimpson.

Protection 

Boobs. Oh sorry! Bolts.


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Patina Aguilera, 5.10d. Overhung, very blonde rock...
Patina Aguilera, 5.10d. Overhung, very blonde rock...
I'm so beautiful in every single way.
I'm so beautiful in every single way.
Patina Aguilere, 5.10d. Not so bleached blonde roc...
Patina Aguilere, 5.10d. Not so bleached blonde roc...
Halfway up Patina Aguilera, 5.10d
Halfway up Patina Aguilera, 5.10d

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