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Patina Aguilera 

YDS: 5.10d French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 21 British: E3 5b

   
Type:  Sport, 40'
Original:  YDS: 5.10d French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 21 British: E3 5b [details]
FA: BBQ
Season: Beautiful in every season.
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Submitted By: BBQ on May 18, 2012

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Description 

The more direct remix to the anchors. Starts on a thin, pink layback with teeny-bopper fingers. The cleft note goes to a steep, blonde face with deep, groovey monos and provacative two finger pockets that have an almost burlesque quality to them.

Then comes a new sensation, hurt. This milkmaid of a climb gets pumpy and a bit technical for what seems a long while before the wardrobe malfunction reveils the ample jugs at the top.

Location: Blowin' Kisses Wall 

Love sandwhiched between Kim Gnardashian and Jessica Crimpson.

Protection 

Boobs. Oh sorry! Bolts.


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Rock Climbing Photo: Patina Aguilera, 5.10d. Overhung, very blonde rock...
Patina Aguilera, 5.10d. Overhung, very blonde rock...
Rock Climbing Photo: I'm so beautiful in every single way.
I'm so beautiful in every single way.
Rock Climbing Photo: Patina Aguilere, 5.10d. Not so bleached blonde roc...
Patina Aguilere, 5.10d. Not so bleached blonde roc...
Rock Climbing Photo: Halfway up Patina Aguilera, 5.10d
Halfway up Patina Aguilera, 5.10d

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