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Perfect Hair Forever 

YDS: 5.7 French: 5a Ewbanks: 15 UIAA: V+ ZA: 13 British: MVS 4b

Type:  Sport, 1 pitch, 40'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.7 French: 5a Ewbanks: 15 UIAA: V+ ZA: 13 British: MVS 4b [details]
FA: Jason Roy 2008
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Submitted By: Markus Jobman on Sep 29, 2008

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Face climb up Middle of Face. Step climb for the first 15 feet. Then move into some great holds Higher up. Great 5.7.


Located on a large boulder formation near the route "Bearded Lady". Only route on this boulder.


4 bolts and Fixed Anchors.

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By michaeltarne
Mar 4, 2012

I don't think that the route described is Perfect Hair Forever- according to the guidebook and beta I've heard, this route is actually right at the entrance to the east end of the corridor, about 35', and I think four bolts. Great first lead, good chickenheads and good rock quality and good clipping stances. There's a tree sort of in front of the anchors, but it's not really in the way too much.
By Mark Orsag
May 2, 2013
rating: 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c

Seems to be a lot of confusion here. The route that we climbed is on burnt orange rock and is quite steep. Don't remember a tree... It stays on you more than other 7s and 8s that I have climbed at the Ranch. Crux is pulling a huge roof-like runnel near the top. Talked to Jason Roy, and he says that he rated this route a 5.8 initially. It stumped one of our less experienced climbers. I agree, an 8 with a little change... Really cool route in every way with fun movement! Four star pitch but for length.
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