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By Lee Smith
May 19, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE" your rope! <br />(Back by Popular Demand. There you are Mom) <br /> <br />

This is my 1,000th post on MountainProject. Should I be:

1) Euthanised?
2) Canonized?
3) Cannibalized?
4) Ostracized?
5) Ignored?

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By Buff Johnson
May 19, 2010
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br /> <br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br /> <br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. <br />

Are there options to choose best answer, more than one answer, all answers, or no answers?

Or is this a rhetorical essay question?

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By Brent Apgar
From Out of the Loop
May 19, 2010
Me and Spearhead

At 1000 posts, maybe patronized is the appropriate answer. ;)

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By tooTALLtim
From Boulder, CO
May 20, 2010
Me on Land of Ra, Cadillac Crag, Eldorado. <br /> <br />Thanks for the picture Craig Muderlak!

First #5 ,then #4, then #1, then #2, and then (my favorite) #3.

Love ya Lee! Especially when I'm #3ing you.

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By Mark Cushman
From Cumming, GA
May 20, 2010
Profiley Styley

6) Fossilized!

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By Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
May 20, 2010
sunshine wall, platte 2004

try harder

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By John Maguire
From Boulder, CO
May 20, 2010
Bastille Crack Final Pitch

excommunica-tized?

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By AJS
From Boulder, CO
May 20, 2010
In the sea of Cortez - Baja California, Mexico

Who has the most?

Mr. Nelson with 4255...

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By Steve Williams
From Denver, CO
May 20, 2010

Neuterized!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

hee hee hee!!!!

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By Buff Johnson
May 20, 2010
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br /> <br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br /> <br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. <br />

I demand a recount!

I think the general consensus is that most enjoy the prose without much harm; so I'll keep typing and I'm sure I'll hear about it from time to time.

xx56

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By Lee Smith
May 20, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE" your rope! <br />(Back by Popular Demand. There you are Mom) <br /> <br />

6) Super-sized?
7) Villified?
8) Refried?

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By Joe Huggins
From 666 Rue le Jour-Edge City
May 20, 2010
mmmm....tree

Why don't you get psychedelicized?

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By Legs Magillicutty
From Littleton
May 20, 2010
Function over fashion. My newest pair of climbing shoes.

BAPTIZED YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!


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By Mike Pharris
From Longmont, CO
May 20, 2010
Belay at top of P3, "Three Tiers" Ten Mile Canyon. 11/30/12

tooTALLtim wrote:
First #5 ,then #4, then #1, then #2, and then (my favorite) #3. Love ya Lee! Especially when I'm #3ing you.



that sounds really dirty!

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By Lee Smith
May 20, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE" your rope! <br />(Back by Popular Demand. There you are Mom) <br /> <br />

Legs Magillicutty wrote:
BAPTIZED YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!


Amen Legs.

9) Traumatized?
10) Technicised?
11) Bastardized?

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By Woodchuck ATC
May 20, 2010
bouldering at RRG

Mark Cushman wrote:
6) Fossilized!

+ 1, and a number 5 too.

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By P LaDouche
From CO
May 20, 2010

Lee Smith wrote:
This is my 1,000th post on MountainProject. Should I be:


climbing?

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By LeeAB
Administrator
From ABQ, NM
May 20, 2010
Once we landed we headed to Font to find a place to stay for the night before doing a day of wine tasting and heading to Buoux.

Uh...working?

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By Lee Smith
May 20, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE" your rope! <br />(Back by Popular Demand. There you are Mom) <br /> <br />

My excellent new friend, Mr. P LaDouche is right. I should be climbing. Now if I could just be done with the recovery from that pesky rotator cuff surgery....

And to Mr. LeeAB, I would love to be working. Anybody need a Jet Doctor for your corporate jet? No? Anybody? Please?

Maybe that's why I have been so cranky lately. Being unemployed and NOT ABLE TO CLIMB is sorta close to being in Purgatory.

12) Capitalized?
13) Glorified?
14) Mummified?
16) Stupified?
17) Euligized?


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By jsm
May 21, 2010

tooTALLtim wrote:
First #5 ,then #4, then #1, then #2, and then (my favorite) #3. Love ya Lee! Especially when I'm #3ing you.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc


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By Kat A
From Bart and Lisa Ville, CO
May 23, 2010
Summit of Chasm View

Lee, you should have a couple beers and submit your 1001th post. :)

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