Hello all! Looking for some safe reliable fun partners for alpine routes in the high sierra and tuolumne. Lead up to 5.11 trad and love to climb all grades! I'll be in Cali all summer 2007 and have six day stints off work. Lets go climbing!!! Call me.
Neil
970 219 6514

Neil I'll be out that way and also have two week long windows June 18-23 and july 9-14. I have a similar ability and similar objectives. I called the number you posted and it was a woman's voicemail. I'll leave a message just in case. You can get ahold of me at 719-429-1870.

Steve

Well, if a girl answers, don't hang up, just talk about her
Yes

Hello, this is Vanity
Is Jimmy home?
Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use 2 do
Now he's taking out me
Oh, I see
Well, tell 'em he left his pants over here last night
That's OK, U keep 'em
He won't be needin' 'em 2 night
Oh, what's the matter
Is he going swimming?
Why no, we was gonna go
But he said he did that last night
Well sugar, I know about a great party
Why don't U bring us your car?
So sorry baby, but I never go 2 singles' bars
Singles? Is that what U think?
Tramp, I'm datin' your dad
Oh, he died about 7 years back
Now ain't that just 2 bad?
Well, that's how we like 'em - tall, stiff and ready
That's positively more than I can say 4 dead Jimmy
That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E
Now he's swallowin' me
Oh, U mean U were swallowin' him
Why don't U just tie a mattress 2 your back?
I'm gonna need it cuz if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what U think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat

Hey, that's goin' 2 far
Here, give me the phone
Hey tramp, take a bath in puke
What's more, U can kiss where the sun don't shine
If that don't work, we can duke
U see, the only kinda man that would play with U
Is one that plays with himself
None of my friends could stand the sight of U
Much less the smell
And if I weren't a lady, I'd take my money
And buy U a brand new face
Then I'd take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
And U'd love it cuz U got no taste
And if that don't work, call back your dead daddy
And show him what U look like now
Honey, I'd bet he never come back
Cuz U one ugly cow (Ooh-wee)
Girl, U tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go and get hit by a car
Cuz as far as I see it, he can't afford 2 bite the beat of this star
There's 2 things we can't stand
One's a jive talk man
The other's a jive talk man with no money
Can U dig it?
Click

If a girl answers, don't hang up

Sorry dudes, the tele number is 970 219 6514.