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Wisecrack 

5.6

   

FA: Art Gran and Pete Vlachos (1965)
Type: Trad
Consensus: 5.6 [details]
Length: 3 pitches, 230 feet
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Submitted By: Tim Schafstall on Apr 17, 2008


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Josh Byford in the midst of the crux.


Description 

P1 is great. P2 is very low-angled and P3 is R-rated. P2 and P3 are rarely, if ever done. I have not done them and will not plagiarize guidebooks, so no description

P1 - Climb the obvious left-facing flake, then follow the crack above to a small overhang/alcove. Surmount the overhang (some layback, some jam), then continue up the face to set up an anchor using trees at any convenient spot. Traverse right to the large pine tree and rappel atop P1 of Middle Earth.


Location 

Halfway down a steep slope and 30 feet right of Absurdland and at the left edge of a nice white face, from a ledge behind a large tree.


Protection 

Standard Gunks rack.



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Easier fun climbing above.

Easier fun climbing above.

A delightful spot to slot in a nut.

A delightful spot to slot in a nut.


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By Denis O'Connor
Jul 18, 2008

I've heard it said that there is no tougher 5.6 in the Gunks. And I would agree.

By gblauer
Jul 27, 2008

I thought the top of the first pitch, at the top of the crack, going out onto the face was the hardest move for me.

Crux at the bottom is fairly simple once you figure out the move. We rapped off Middle Earth