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Modern Times 

5.8+

   

FA: Dick WIlliams, Dave Craft, & Brian Carey - 1964
Type: Trad
Consensus: 5.9- [details]
Length: 2 pitches, 250 feet
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Submitted By: Josh Janes on Feb 21, 2006


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Mike Amato firing the wild crux of Modern Times. ...


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Modern Times pulls a pretty wild roof on the second pitch -- hard to believe it's only 5.8+.

Use the High Exposure access trail to reach Modern Times. This is about a 17-min. walk from the Uberfall, and a 13-min. walk from where the East Trapps Connector Trail meets the carriage road.

Start 30' left of High Exposure below a slabby left-facing corner.

P1: Climb the corner and angle right to a dirt ledge. Climb up and a bit left and pass an overhang (crux) to the GT ledge. 5.7, 150'.

P2: Go 20' left and climb to the top of a huge flake. Traverse right to a notch in the roof at the top of the wall (there's a small tree growing horizontally out of the roof). Pull the roof (crux), continue up right past more overhangs, and traverse right to a belay on a small ledge. 5.8+, 100'.

Bring up your partner, then scramble to the top.


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1976 pulling the crux roof. Exit Stage Left and Gem's Gym cut through the roofs further left. Psychedelic (5.8 and wild) climbs near the right edge of the photo.

1976 pulling the crux roof. Exit Stage Left and Ge...

Jeff Arliss dispensing with footwork.

Jeff Arliss dispensing with footwork.

Gwen Schwimmer on the first pitch.

Gwen Schwimmer on the first pitch.

Below the overhang on P1.

Below the overhang on P1.

In the middle of the P1 overhang.

In the middle of the P1 overhang.

Someone heading "out" the 2nd pitch<br />(taken from the ground...)

BETA PHOTO: Someone heading "out" the 2nd pitch
(taken from th...


JD and I climbing Modern Times. This picture is a bit blurry, but his expression and body position above the final roof say it all!

JD and I climbing Modern Times. This picture is a ...


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By Ron Olsen
From: Boulder, CO
Feb 27, 2006

Fun face climbing on the first pitch, and classic, pumpy Gunks overhangs on the second. This route would be solid 5.9 at many other climbing areas. Two kneebar rests can be found on the second-pitch overhangs to ease the pump factor.

By Tony B
From: Boulder, CO
Mar 7, 2006
rating: 5.9

Regardless of its traditional grade, let's call a spade a spade. I think this route is 5.9... even in the Gunks.

By Adam Catalano
From: Albany, New York
May 9, 2006

The roofs seemed much easier the second time. A) Because I was following this time and B) because I used the killer undercling to reach over the first/largest roof. Gaining the final ledge is the crux for me, as the flakes in front of you are super loose (like don't grab them at all) and it requires a high right foot and SCARY manteling, with huge swing potential.

By GoBotRocker
From: Spfld, Ma
Jul 4, 2006

As good as it's gonna get. It's a "reach and pullathon".

By GabeO
From: Denver, CO
Oct 23, 2006
rating: 5.8+

I believe it really is 5.8, but not if you try to pull the last roof too early. You really want to do a low traverse, and then mantle once you get to where the hands and feet are better.

By Mr. Malloc
Nov 17, 2006
rating: 5.9

The most sand-bagged route in the Gunks. So many people have fallen off this route. The most exposure you can have without a license.

Try the exciting variation that I call Post-Modern times, if you dare...and you feel up to a 5.10a or 5.10b pump-fest. From the tree that sticks straight out from the cliff in the last pitch....instead of going up and right...go straight right...your hands stay at the tree level as you traverse for 20 feet. As you go, do chin-ups to place big (Yellow and Blue Camalots) in the perfect crack. As you traverse, your foot holds move farther away and then come back again. Just before you get to the grassy section, pull up through the 1-foot roof and finish on the clean face above.

Tell me how you like it.

By mobley
From: Haven, Ct
Apr 21, 2008
rating: 5.9

follower needs to be solid or know how to prusik!

By rgold
From: Poughkeepsie, NY
Sep 6, 2008

Buy the guide to the Gunks by Zach Orenczak and Rachael Lynn and your prayers will be answered...Modern Times is now 5.10 b/c.

By eric larson
From: aurora, co
Dec 16, 2008
rating: 5.8+

"Modern Times is now 5.10 b/c"
damn.. that's a wee bit inflated.. compared to other solid 10s in the gunks this felt much easier.. pumpy sure, but no individual moves were that hard.. Moves on, say Feast of Fools, are harder, and I felt the route was just as pumpy.

Besides, half the fun of this route is that it goes at 5.8+.. sandbagged a bit.. sure.. but that's the best part! The + just means exciting!

By AntinJ
Aug 10, 2009
rating: 5.8+

I agree Eric, the sandbag is fun ~ at least AFTER you climb it. Is it really 5.10 now???

BETA>>> Gabe is right! First time around, I tried to pull the last roof early and mantle up, mainly because the small horizontals to my right did not look very good, needless to say I went for the big ride. On my second try, I stayed low and moved further right before moving up and I found it to be MUCH easier!

By Kalil Oldham
From: NY, NY
Aug 26, 2009

Wild, wild crux. Went up, in the notch (just right of the tree), couldn't get feet up; went up again, tried to use crimpers up on the slabby face, came back down; finally traversed right 10 feet or so and pushed out the huge mantle. Wild. There's a red C4, fixed, at the crux now. Doesn't look like it'll come out any time soon. Not sure when it went in, this year by the looks of the sewn sling. Wild. 3rd day at the Gunks today ... loving it!

By AntinJ
Aug 27, 2009
rating: 5.8+

Kalil - That route is wild, however I am surprised that #1 camelot is still there (it looked almost brand new when I ran into it a few months back). I guess no one wants to hang around long enough to booty it! Can't wait to climb that route again...