Hey.

My name´s Ken and I´m about to hop a plane to Mancouver from Santiago, Chile. My boat should land around the 1st of October (2012), and I´m looking to meet all the badass rock crushers to get out and make juice out of all the northwestern granite y´all got!

Prior to Santiago, I was a rock crusher for years in Menver and started climbing in college in the slaptastic climbing mecca that is Iowa (with a brief 3-yr detour to get crushed by grit stone, and crush all the tufas of Spain). I crush rocks of the hard 5.12 varietal on sport, and trad it depends on where the heck we are, 10, 11, maybe 12 if it´s the right splitter desert choss pile in the canyon lands.

When not crushing rocks, I spend my time destroying pints of amber ale, annihilating foodstuffs, and trail running while skiing.

Let´s go crush the rocks.

I don't get it? Is Vancouver a dongfest?
I thought there were plenty of ladies there?
I'm going for the first time next week, so I guess I'll find out.
And then I guess I'll crush some dongs, in my bro cave, dude.