By Jake Jones
From The Eastern Flatlands
Jun 22, 2012
| It is no fault of mine that my "S" does not stand for Super. | 
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By nadeleets
Jun 22, 2012
| Jeremy Hand wrote: Allow me to begin. The Five Easy Steps to Keeping Your Manly Self Scruffy and Manly 4 bottles of Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey --- 1 to douse yourself with repeatedly throughout the day the other three to drink while you're enjoying the woods (I'm assuming this is a day hike?) Make sure you wear a thick, wool, RED, plaid, button down, long-sleeved shirt and if it is unseasonably warm don't forget your short, blue-jean, hand-cut shorts A bottle of Uncle Franks Genuine Hair Tonic to apply atleast 10-15 times to your arms, face, neck, and (most importantly) your bush --- for an extra thick coat that peeks out from your short shorts apply liberally atleast 20 times daily-- And of course a bottle of Axe Spray deodorant... any scent will do EXCEPT THAT CHOCOLATE SHIIII gtfouttaherewiththat! You're Welcome.
Sooooo........ |
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By Andy Librande
From Denver, CO
Jun 22, 2012
| Stich wrote: MOTHER earth MOTHER Nature Duh! You get soaked in estrogen even looking at flowers.
DBarton wrote: Don't forget: lady bugs, sunsets, cute little bunny rabbits and pretty clouds.
The only way to combat all of this non-manliness in mother nature is to have a full film-crew, 6 make-up artists, and a director on hand to prep me for my adventures. That way I know that each speck of dirt, each smear of mud, and each glistening line of sweat is placed perfectly on my face so that I can be as manly as possible at all times.
I also take all of my inspiration from bear grylls. |
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By Chris Miller
Jun 22, 2012
| s.price wrote: Bear wrestlin
I prefer grinning down bears Davy Crocket style. It's more humane;) |
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By ross.mon
From Montana
Jun 22, 2012
| Cowboy coffee, Copenhagen, and camming devices. Be sure all are visible. |
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By Eric Krantz
From Black Hills
Jun 22, 2012
| ross.mon wrote: ... Copenhagen...
'specially if it's in yer top lip |
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By s.price
From PS,CO
Jun 22, 2012
| Eric Krantz wrote: 'specially if it's in yer top lip
Right up front and proud. |
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By Joe Huggins
From 666 Rue le Jour-Edge City
Jun 22, 2012
| Taylor Ogden wrote: I'm serious about the men only thing. It seems like every time I head out into the woods I come out looking cleaner and more feminine than when I went in. What are your tips for staying rugged and manly?
I'm sorry to tell you this, after all of this great advice; but, it just happens naturally. Did you ever play with dolls? |
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By Elena Sera Jose
From colorado
Jun 23, 2012
| Toiletries schmoiletries! I overpacked again! Dam it!!!! |
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By Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Jun 24, 2012
| Funny when I come across hikers when I am hiking back from climbin and they ask, "wow. how long you been out?!" I am like, "5 hours?" |
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By Ryan N
From Bay Area
Jun 24, 2012
| I use my beard as tinder and tundra as a luffa...... I'm pretty sure that qualifies me? |
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By Eamon Doyle
From La Canada, CA
Jun 25, 2012
| Ryan N wrote: I use my beard as tinder and tundra as a luffa...... I'm pretty sure that qualifies me?
I'm sorry, you just used the word 'luffa,' which is an automatic dequalification ;) |
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By Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Jun 25, 2012
| Eamon Doyle wrote: I'm sorry, you just used the word 'luffa,' which is an automatic dequalification ;)
See, I have to agree. You know what a luffa is. I have no idea, but I know that knowing what a luffa is is not manly. |
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By Buff Johnson
Jun 25, 2012
| Dudes, if the ladies like their men after a good luffa, then that's manly |
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By Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Jun 25, 2012
| i don't mind sharing that i use a luffa |
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By Glenn Schuler
From Monument, Co.
Jun 25, 2012
| Can I use a loofa to clean my camelback?? |
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By Jake Jones
From The Eastern Flatlands
Jun 25, 2012
| NO. However, you may use one to clean your camel's back. |
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By Glenn Schuler
From Monument, Co.
Jun 25, 2012
| Elena Sera Jose wrote: Its loofah with 'h'
Elana giving advise on teh spelinz, how ironik. |
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By Elena Sera Jose
From colorado
Jun 25, 2012
| Loofah is sponge u have to soak it in boiling water to soften it. Its a marine creature growing abundantly in a large thick stick form. Its a sea weed for short. |
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By Glenn Schuler
From Monument, Co.
Jun 25, 2012
| so are the little baby sea creatures small enough to clean the tube on my camelback? |
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By Elena Sera Jose
From colorado
Jun 25, 2012
| Tundra is a sponge like substance that can be cut out in small squares and potentially used as a sponge. It is softer than loofah when u first collect it and has a natural good deodorant to it ...somewhat like pine smell. So its arguable if its manlier to use loofah or tundra both sponges ... |
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By Princess Mia
From Vail
Jun 25, 2012
| Glenn Schuler wrote: so are the little baby sea creatures small enough to clean the tube ?
I wouldn't use them to clean your tube.......... |
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