check me out (real profile pic BTW). Contest rules:
1)climb whatever grade you are comfortable with
2)Post proof in the form of pics
3)Repeat on a consistent basis
4)Cant do it...then delete your account your a poser not a climber.

It's hard to be manly
when you act like a dandy
and eat to much candy
proving your a bambi

posting from my chair
gettin outdoors
I wouldnt dare
some people they care

posers their not
thier bodies are hot
climb all day then retire
sittin by the campfire

doesnt matter if they'r old
or if it is way cold
they sure are bold
from what I'm told

I've never been there
I'm to easy in my chair
now I'm big as a bear
body has no wear or tear

my life aint no thriller
Just lots of MILLER
I couldnt fill her
I aint no killer

NurDreams now that was beautiful! I am not looking for a girl to admire me as a climber, matter fact I am not out to prove anything to anyone by climbing. I do it for myself because it is fullfilling in some way. But I will bite on your manly challenge...

Me leading a 5.1!!! Submitted By: Unassigned User on Aug 3, 2012

"Let us go then you and I,
when the evening is spread out against the sky,
like a patient etherized upon a table.."

So freakin ghay!

the dreaded pirate is at it again!

Btw I was soloing 5.4 in that pic .....with total strangers who mentored me on ' peace of mind' ' just trust your feet' kinda improv. Strangely I wanna do it again! Weired. Im freaking myself out...

Nur is a dude....not that there is anything wrong with it..

While reading

aloud

I realized
what was wrong

and, why
the Nobel Prize for poetry genius
has not graced
these states

for so long

rhyming, you see
is elementary

and

a great way to expose
your childish skills in prose

There once was a chick with a hot ass
Her thumb up there a touch of class
Still some hot air
Escaped from somewhere
And left MP at an impasse

Supercallipygian!

Extrabombadocious

There once was a dude named Tomaz
who claimed to be kicking some ass
He freed routes clipping twigs and always got hot chicks
That fabulous dude named Tomaz
P.s. he was gay though. Good climber!

There once was a cougar named Trudy
Who had a magnificent booty
she hang with some hunks and crushed at The Gunks
her daughter was hot and named Judy
p.s. she grew weed like a bastard too!

"But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones..."

How much can you bench bro?

From nherdreams page
Trad: Leads 5.9 Follows 5.10c
Sport: Leads 5.10a Follows 5.11b

Really? Nothing wrong with pulling on 9's and 10's (or following 11-) but that resume hardly qualifies you to talk... or rhyme.

you people are oblivious to trawling

hook line and sinker every time

I boulder 4th class... call me ....281-330-8004
Hit Mike Jones up on the low ‘cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was heah, geah, I said Mike Jones...Who...Mike Jones

Did my Haiku post get deleted? I was just playing, jeeeeeez. Didn't even break rule # 1.

Can't help but think, what's so manly about carrying around a camera?

John lets see a picture of your beard!

• word invented by my bro Dante, intended to convey a certain olfactory experience in extremis referring to the nether bits, if you take my meaning. Think Pepe Le Piue.