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Aug 3, 2012
nurdreams
check me out (real profile pic BTW). Contest rules:
1)climb whatever grade you are comfortable with
2)Post proof in the form of pics
3)Repeat on a consistent basis
4)Cant do it...then delete your account your a poser not a climber.

It's hard to be manly
when you act like a dandy
and eat to much candy
proving your a bambi

posting from my chair
gettin outdoors
I wouldnt dare
some people they care

posers their not
thier bodies are hot
climb all day then retire
sittin by the campfire

doesnt matter if they'r old
or if it is way cold
they sure are bold
from what I'm told

I've never been there
I'm to easy in my chair
now I'm big as a bear
body has no wear or tear

my life aint no thriller
Just lots of MILLER
I couldnt fill her
I aint no killer
NurDreams
Joined Jul 24, 2012
5 points
NurDreams now that was beautiful! I am not looking for a girl to admire me as a climber, matter fact I am not out to prove anything to anyone by climbing. I do it for myself because it is fullfilling in some way. But I will bite on your manly challenge...
Me leading a 5.1!!!
Me leading a 5.1!!!





And having a blast doing it!
Aug 3, 2012
"Let us go then you and I,
when the evening is spread out against the sky,
like a patient etherized upon a table.."
Christian
From Casa do Cacete
Joined Jul 22, 2005
1,757 points
Aug 3, 2012
Stones
So freakin ghay! BigJuggsjohnson
Joined Jul 9, 2012
220 points
Aug 3, 2012
black nasty
the dreaded pirate is at it again! Cor
Joined Mar 6, 2006
1,175 points
Aug 3, 2012
Stones
Btw I was soloing 5.4 in that pic .....with total strangers who mentored me on ' peace of mind' ' just trust your feet' kinda improv. Strangely I wanna do it again! Weired. Im freaking myself out... BigJuggsjohnson
Joined Jul 9, 2012
220 points
Aug 3, 2012
Stones
Cor wrote:
the dreaded pirate is at it again!

It's a buccaneer! :)
BigJuggsjohnson
Joined Jul 9, 2012
220 points
Aug 3, 2012
Stones
Nur is a dude....not that there is anything wrong with it.. BigJuggsjohnson
Joined Jul 9, 2012
220 points
Aug 3, 2012
My navigator keeps me from getting lost
While reading

aloud

I realized
what was wrong

and, why
the Nobel Prize for poetry genius
has not graced
these states

for so long

rhyming, you see
is elementary

and

a great way to expose
your childish skills in prose

Crag Dweller
From New York, NY
Joined Jul 17, 2006
274 points
Aug 3, 2012
There once was a chick with a hot ass
Her thumb up there a touch of class
Still some hot air
Escaped from somewhere
And left MP at an impasse
matt davies
Joined Mar 9, 2007
25 points
Aug 3, 2012
mmmm....tree
Supercallipygian! Joe Huggins
From Grand Junction
Joined Oct 4, 2001
177 points
Aug 4, 2012
Extrabombadocious matt davies
Joined Mar 9, 2007
25 points
Aug 4, 2012
Stones
There once was a dude named Tomaz
who claimed to be kicking some ass
He freed routes clipping twigs and always got hot chicks
That fabulous dude named Tomaz
P.s. he was gay though. Good climber!

There once was a cougar named Trudy
Who had a magnificent booty
she hang with some hunks and crushed at The Gunks
her daughter was hot and named Judy
p.s. she grew weed like a bastard too!
BigJuggsjohnson
Joined Jul 9, 2012
220 points
Aug 4, 2012
"But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones..." Christian
From Casa do Cacete
Joined Jul 22, 2005
1,757 points
Aug 4, 2012
Bocan
How much can you bench bro? Scott McMahon
From Boulder, CO
Joined Feb 15, 2006
952 points
Aug 4, 2012
Bermuda, DWS
From nherdreams page
Trad: Leads 5.9 Follows 5.10c
Sport: Leads 5.10a Follows 5.11b

Really? Nothing wrong with pulling on 9's and 10's (or following 11-) but that resume hardly qualifies you to talk... or rhyme.
Javier L
From Asheville, NC
Joined Sep 23, 2010
575 points
Aug 4, 2012
Mashers Tower
you people are oblivious to trawling

hook line and sinker every time
Cornelius Jefferson
Joined Apr 5, 2006
163 points
Aug 4, 2012
Christian wrote:
"But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones..."

I slooshy that, droog...
matt davies
Joined Mar 9, 2007
25 points
Aug 4, 2012
Stones
matt davies wrote:
I slooshy that, droog...

Fer shizzle dawg.....
BigJuggsjohnson
Joined Jul 9, 2012
220 points
Aug 4, 2012
Yellow Spur
I boulder 4th class... call me ....281-330-8004
Hit Mike Jones up on the low ‘cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was heah, geah, I said Mike Jones...Who...Mike Jones
CanDillo
From The Great State -Colorado
Joined Oct 28, 2009
91 points
Aug 4, 2012
Did my Haiku post get deleted? I was just playing, jeeeeeez. Didn't even break rule # 1. Superclimber
Joined Mar 7, 2009
1,486 points
Administrator
Aug 4, 2012
El Chorro
Can't help but think, what's so manly about carrying around a camera? Ryan Williams
From London (sort of)
Joined May 10, 2009
1,468 points
Aug 4, 2012
Stones
John lets see a picture of your beard! BigJuggsjohnson
Joined Jul 9, 2012
220 points
Aug 4, 2012
mmmm....tree
John Marsella wrote:
No, just no. A clockwork orange. Read it or watch it at your local moloko bar. Ultraviolence!

What you said, thanks.
Joe Huggins
From Grand Junction
Joined Oct 4, 2001
177 points


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