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By NurDreams
Aug 3, 2012
nurdreams

check me out (real profile pic BTW). Contest rules:
1)climb whatever grade you are comfortable with
2)Post proof in the form of pics
3)Repeat on a consistent basis
4)Cant do it...then delete your account your a poser not a climber.

It's hard to be manly
when you act like a dandy
and eat to much candy
proving your a bambi

posting from my chair
gettin outdoors
I wouldnt dare
some people they care

posers their not
thier bodies are hot
climb all day then retire
sittin by the campfire

doesnt matter if they'r old
or if it is way cold
they sure are bold
from what I'm told

I've never been there
I'm to easy in my chair
now I'm big as a bear
body has no wear or tear

my life aint no thriller
Just lots of MILLER
I couldnt fill her
I aint no killer


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By Unassigned User
Aug 3, 2012

NurDreams now that was beautiful! I am not looking for a girl to admire me as a climber, matter fact I am not out to prove anything to anyone by climbing. I do it for myself because it is fullfilling in some way. But I will bite on your manly challenge...

Me leading a 5.1!!!
Me leading a 5.1!!!





And having a blast doing it!


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By Christian
From Casa do Cacete
Aug 3, 2012
Ooops...

"Let us go then you and I,
when the evening is spread out against the sky,
like a patient etherized upon a table.."


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By BigJuggsjohnson
Aug 3, 2012
Stones

So freakin ghay!


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By Cor
Aug 3, 2012
black nasty

the dreaded pirate is at it again!


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By BigJuggsjohnson
Aug 3, 2012
Stones

Btw I was soloing 5.4 in that pic .....with total strangers who mentored me on ' peace of mind' ' just trust your feet' kinda improv. Strangely I wanna do it again! Weired. Im freaking myself out...


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By BigJuggsjohnson
Aug 3, 2012
Stones

Cor wrote:
the dreaded pirate is at it again!

It's a buccaneer! :)


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By BigJuggsjohnson
Aug 3, 2012
Stones

Nur is a dude....not that there is anything wrong with it..


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By Crag Dweller
From New York, NY
Aug 3, 2012
My navigator keeps me from getting lost

While reading

aloud

I realized
what was wrong

and, why
the Nobel Prize for poetry genius
has not graced
these states

for so long

rhyming, you see
is elementary

and

a great way to expose
your childish skills in prose


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By matt davies
Aug 3, 2012

There once was a chick with a hot ass
Her thumb up there a touch of class
Still some hot air
Escaped from somewhere
And left MP at an impasse


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By Joe Huggins
From Grand Junction
Aug 3, 2012
mmmm....tree

Supercallipygian!


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By matt davies
Aug 4, 2012

Extrabombadocious


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By BigJuggsjohnson
Aug 4, 2012
Stones

There once was a dude named Tomaz
who claimed to be kicking some ass
He freed routes clipping twigs and always got hot chicks
That fabulous dude named Tomaz
P.s. he was gay though. Good climber!

There once was a cougar named Trudy
Who had a magnificent booty
she hang with some hunks and crushed at The Gunks
her daughter was hot and named Judy
p.s. she grew weed like a bastard too!


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By Christian
From Casa do Cacete
Aug 4, 2012
Ooops...

"But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones..."


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By Scott McMahon
From Boulder, CO
Aug 4, 2012
Bocan

How much can you bench bro?


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By Javier L
From Asheville, NC
Aug 4, 2012
Bermuda, DWS

From nherdreams page
Trad: Leads 5.9 Follows 5.10c
Sport: Leads 5.10a Follows 5.11b

Really? Nothing wrong with pulling on 9's and 10's (or following 11-) but that resume hardly qualifies you to talk... or rhyme.


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By CJC
Aug 4, 2012

you people are oblivious to trawling

hook line and sinker every time


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By matt davies
Aug 4, 2012

Christian wrote:
"But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones..."

I slooshy that, droog...


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By BigJuggsjohnson
Aug 4, 2012
Stones

matt davies wrote:
I slooshy that, droog...

Fer shizzle dawg.....


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By Dan Cillo
From The Great State -Colorado
Aug 4, 2012
Diesel the Dust

I boulder 4th class... call me ....281-330-8004
Hit Mike Jones up on the low ‘cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was heah, geah, I said Mike Jones...Who...Mike Jones


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By Superclimber
Aug 4, 2012

Did my Haiku post get deleted? I was just playing, jeeeeeez. Didn't even break rule # 1.


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By Ryan Williams
Administrator
From London (sort of)
Aug 4, 2012
El Chorro

Can't help but think, what's so manly about carrying around a camera?


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By BigJuggsjohnson
Aug 4, 2012
Stones

John lets see a picture of your beard!


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By Joe Huggins
From Grand Junction
Aug 4, 2012
mmmm....tree

John Marsella wrote:
No, just no. A clockwork orange. Read it or watch it at your local moloko bar. Ultraviolence!

What you said, thanks.


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By Zappatista
Aug 5, 2012
Book me, officer.

matt davies wrote:
There once was a chick with a hot ass Her thumb up there a touch of class Still some hot air Escaped from somewhere And left MP at an impasse


Matt, may the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you. CLASSIC!

There once was a chick who's a "skunt"*
Whose postings came off as a front

Though you may not know,
this is prob'ly a bro

Who's mostly a stranger to c--t.

Not my best work, but poetry ain't my thing. Sending 5.4 on TR and eating enough danishes to qualify to actually be Danish is more where I'm at. Cor, excellent jab but inaccurate. "the lady in question" is posting while I'm out replacing anchors in Black Velvet. Do the math.

  • word invented by my bro Dante, intended to convey a certain olfactory experience in extremis referring to the nether bits, if you take my meaning. Think Pepe Le Piue.


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