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By chrisp
From boulder
Jun 11, 2007
me after climbing half way up Caterpillar on the Cat wall and climbing back down because I am a sissy.

Found: talking goat near Hamburger Rock camp ground.

email for further details. The goat has been well fed, and has been getting cantakerous. I need to get him out of my yard before I get evicted.

If this is your goat please help! He's in pretty good shape but you will notice some bruises because I have been beating him with this new hickory stick. He seems to enjoy the beating, as well as playing football, roller coasters, talking to the boys on the street.

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/chrisp/105975994

lost goat
By Mark Nelson
From Coniferous, CO
Jun 11, 2007
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br /><br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br /><br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.<br />

This has Tom Hanson written all over it.
By Hank Caylor
Administrator
From Eldorado Springs, CO
Jun 11, 2007
Mug shot!

Well fu*k me in the goat ass! Please remember this goat "has no dukes" and therefore can't defend himself. Rest easy old man, you have a long day of beating the sh*t out of the goat ahead of you.

very inside joke going on here, and I love it!
By J. Thompson
From denver, co
Jun 11, 2007

What is superimposed?

josh
By Tony Bubb
From Boulder, CO
Jun 11, 2007
Nick Walker, Eric Pinkston, and Tony Bubb climb on the Purdue Campus. Photo taken by a cop, 1992. No joke.

Mark Nelson wrote:
This has Tom Hanson written all over it.


More like Chris P#&(s. The perv.

Hey I was at Hamburger not long ago. And I saw that same goat! He's smart enough to talk??? Oh my!!! Well, don't believe a word he says about me- I bet he is a liar.
By chrisp
From boulder
Jun 11, 2007
me after climbing half way up Caterpillar on the Cat wall and climbing back down because I am a sissy.

Toms passed out he has been drinking since this morning like 3 pints of jimmy beam.....

I think it might be someone named chris, but you better Knot mention it.
By Lee Wilson
From Miami, FL
Jan 10, 2008

You button hooked me...I didn't know you were going to button hook me!!!
By Braxton Norwood
From Tucson
Jan 28, 2008
My (weak) attempt at an artistic photo. Shot by Friederike Kienzler.

I got me an ol' pickup truck, a 3' rope, and some Jim Beam...
By SAL
From broomdigiddy
Jan 28, 2008
great white throne as seen from moonlight buttress.

Maybe I will go to the Ragu FestivU.
Gonna go do the mosh pitting!
By chrisp
From boulder
Jan 28, 2008
me after climbing half way up Caterpillar on the Cat wall and climbing back down because I am a sissy.

you better a 'knot' mention it

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