I was climbing in the great rocky mountains when i spotted a young lady whom appeared to fall out of someone's rope bag. she is of athletic build and is at my house in the gear closet for safe keeping. if she is lost do to a narcissistic feud with your own reflection when you walk by coffee shop windows in boulder, then in the gear closet she stays. If you just had a bad day cause you didn't send, then i understand and will return her only if you can give an accurate description of make, model, year, birthmarks and other deformities, tattoos, and hair color including but not limited to pubes.

Hell no Turd, shes all yours! The only good girlfriend, is someone elses girlfriend!

what else are you keeping in the closet? i shutter to think, Turd.

a very old and wise climber once told me........."behind every beautiful woman is a man who is tired of putting up with her shit". I am sure that the "loss" of this girlfriend was very carefully planned, and he has no intention of facilitating her return.

actually, now that i think of it, i doubt it will be the girl coming out of the closet. it will most likely be................

Hey John,
I read a similar quote carved into the wall in the bathroom at the Bucksnort Saloon in the South Platte:
"No matter how hot she is, some guy somewhere is tired of her."

This comes from the book Baja Oklahoma by Dan Jenkins: "No matter how beautiful a woman might be, someone, somewhere, is sick and tired of her".

it sounds like these guys don't actually have hot girlfriends, otherwise they wouldn't be baggin' on 'em. nope, instead they would be getting laid and not complaining. meanwhile, i am going over to turd's.

this thread and this picture have a lot in common.

Turd, Does she have brown eyes, black hair, Angel tatto on arm with a nice little landing strip. I lost one of those in Boulder last Feb. Hey man how ya doing?