LOST: THE ONE RING!!!

Ok guys this is kind of a big deal.

I was out wandering towards Redhorn Pass (anyone checked out the south ridge?) in the Misty Mountains, but things got a little dicey with some freak weather conditions so our group turned around to head back towards Durin's Gate. Somewhere along the way the One Ring fell out of my pocket and I can't seem to find it. My bad guys, sorry. Not a good situation to say the least.

If anyone is up in this area and happens to see it could you send it my way? That would be great. I'll throw in some pipeweed from the Shire and lamba bread (great for long routes) for good measure.

-Frodo

Hehe, nice!

Nasty Hobitses!

Frodo ring stashing at Redhorn Pass has to stop. As climbers we need to Police ourselves. If we don't then access to Redhorn could be in jeopardy . Also don't forget to brush your tick marks and use wag bags you filthy retch.

Remember The Eye of Sauron is upon you. Pack out your trash. And no one wants to hear your hobbit techno.

I understand access is threatened in the misty
Mountains due to the disaffected Orc community,
But what in Sauron's name is a wag bag?

As for the ring, it looks like it was in my pocket
All along. Strange.

-Frodo

I need a lift. Where's my eagle?

Led Zeppelin can lead you safely back there with ease, they know the area very well.

This fellow says the ring was misappropriated from him. Inappropriately.
He seems fairly upset. Maybe suicidal. Says it was all your uncle's fault.

youtube.com/watch?v=cLpyBwB…

I saw this guy climbing in the Redhorn area around that time. Maybe he'll know where the ring went?

Jim Sweeney wrote: This fellow says the ring was misappropriated from him. Inappropriately. He seems fairly upset. Maybe suicidal. Says it was all your uncle's fault. youtube.com/watch?v=cLpyBwB…

Didn't the one ring get destroyed and shit a few years ago? End of the dark lord's realm and all that? Although I have to admit rumours have been circulating lately that even though I trashed Voldemort he didn't really die but was kicked out of Slytherin and is now a Hufflepuff. So who knows.

It does sound like a job for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to undertake.....they're next in line for the throne if the ring is found.