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Left Torpedo Tube 

YDS: 5.10+ French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ British: E3 5b

Type:  Trad, 1 pitch
Consensus:  YDS: 5.10+ French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ British: E3 5b [details]
FA: Ray Jardine, 1973?
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Submitted By: Steve Levin on Aug 28, 2001
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Fat cams for fat climbs!


The Left Tube is about as impossible-looking as 5.10 can get. While it is a bit of a struggle for those without the requisite mental deficiencies required of the genre, this exercise in wide crack climbing is worthy of your attention. With that said, feel free to just walk past it and continue on to Grand Traverse or Captain Nemo for some fun climbing...

Located on the far side of the Nautilus from the parking lot, this climb is the left of the two end cracks, an obvious, flared, bottomless monstrosity rising above the cute little subalpine wildflowers.

The beta: set good gear, believe in yourself, and go for it. Focus on knee-heel bars with the right leg (I climb it left side in) to overcome the bulge; above that the climbing eases, though many will find it strenuous to the top. Look around for anchors on top, they are not obvious. To descend climb boulders up to the climbers left to get to the anchors atop Middle Parallel Space- one rope off.

I would recommend against wearing shorts and a t-shirt on this one. I would also recommend against staring at this for too long before roping up and climbing it.


Larger pieces. Include a #4 Camalot. Long slings (one placement is deep in there before the crack pinches). Right kneepad. Tape. High top climbing shoes. Additional body armor is optional. On wide cracks I prefer a 2-inch swami to a complete harness, since it doesn't get caught so easily- just use a long sling for leg loops on the rap off.

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Gettin in the mood on Left Torpedo tube
Gettin in the mood on Left Torpedo tube
Good suff.
Good suff.
#1. Right Parallel Space #2. Left Torpedo Tube #3. Right Torpedo Tube #4. Gravity's Rainbow
BETA PHOTO: #1. Right Parallel Space #2. Left Torp...
At the Supertopo Vedauwoo boogaloo. Photo by Tarbuster
At the Supertopo Vedauwoo boogaloo. Photo by Tarbu...
Mark Rusin leading Left Torpedo Tube.
Mark Rusin leading Left Torpedo Tube.
Just a bit higher up.  Photo by Tarbuster.
Just a bit higher up. Photo by Tarbuster.
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By justin dubois
From: Estes Park
Aug 9, 2002

Got on this crazy thing not too long ago. It was my first "real" offwidth lead. And i must say that it is way fun. cool tricks can be employed on the lower half while the crux and long fatty above are pretty much the real deal. not the horror show I expected, (wanted?). enjoy

By Joe Collins
Aug 12, 2002

Any additional gear beta for this route besides "big"... i.e. is #5 Camalot all that's needed? Are #3 or #4 Big Bros needed?

By Brian Milhaupt
From: Golden, CO
Aug 25, 2002

A #3 Big Bro protects the crux perfectly. There is a long runout on the upper half of this and the Right Torpedo, although it is easier climbing on both. I could not find the anchors up top. Any hints?

By Skip Harper
May 25, 2003

Annotations were supposed to appear with the Beta Photo above, and probably will. Prior to that, #1=start to Right Parallel Space and Vulture; #2=Left Torpedo Tube; #3=Right Torpedo Tube; #4=Gravity's Rainbow. And yes, there are fixed anchors/raps off the top (see Beta Photo). 2 raps (usually called the Middle Parallel Space raps) will get you to the ground in the best style.

By abc
May 20, 2007

I would bring two #5 and #6 Camalots.

I was able to face climb this to a great degree and avoid most of the true off-width moves.

By Steven Lucarelli
From: Moab, UT
Jun 18, 2007
rating: 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ E3 5b

The bolts for the left tube have been removed so you will need to set up an anchor at the top in a big crack (probably 3 to 4 Camalots). The anchor bolts on the right tube are still there for rapping back down.

By Dan F
Jul 14, 2009

Can this be climbed without Bigbros?

By slim
Jul 14, 2009
rating: 5.10c 6b 20 VII E2 5b

The harder section down low can be protected with large cams pretty easily. The upper part is kind of a low angled chimney/flare sort of thing that is pretty wide, I'm not sure if a #6 Friend would protect it or not, but the climbing is pretty easy.

By Dan F
Jul 15, 2009

Cool thanks for the info!

By Jason Haas
From: Broomfield, CO
Sep 7, 2009

I'm not inclined to say this often about a Vedauwoo route, but this thing felt soft to me. I've heard it compared to Crack of Fear in Lumpy and I gotta say, Crack of Fear is leagues harder than this route. Anyway, about the gear, I had an extra #6 Friend and a #6 Camalot (new style, which is bigger than the #6 Friend), and both were too small for the last 25-30ft. The climbing is easier (5.8-5.9) and feels pretty secure but if you want protection, bring a blue Big Bro.

By Monty
From: Golden, CO
Jun 27, 2011

The new guide calls this 10a.... That's a mighty big sandbag, but then again I'm a beached whale when it comes to this wide stuff. If you're squeamish in offwidths, take one #1, two #5s and #6s, a single #3 Bigbro, and one or two #4 Bigbros. That'll sew it up well.

Oh, and 0.75-4 for an anchor.

By Brian Scoggins
From: Eugene, OR
Jun 27, 2011

Zach either not doing his research or outright sandbagging in one of his books? What are the odds!

Haven't done the route, but the lesson I learned from the same author's previous Vedauwoo and Devil's Tower books were to look at the pictures but ignore EVERY word except the route name and every number except the reference number on the photograph. Don't trust rack beta on even the classics, don't expect that 33m rappel to be any less than 60m.

By Greg Cameron
Aug 14, 2011

This seems like such a natural left-side-in offwidth. I'm amazed that the pictures other than mine show right-side-in technique. Oh well!