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Routes Sorted
L to R R to L Alpha
All Chalk And No Action 
Centerfold 
Cranial Prophylactic 
Gordon's Direct 
Gordon's Hangover 
Green Adjective, The 
Kermit's Direct Start 
Kermit's Wad 
Lime Line Variation 
MA 1 
Orange Crush 
Paranoia Streak 
Perhaps 
Perhaps Direct 
Perhaps Not 
Prepositional Phrase 
Punany 
Revenge of the Nerds 
Smitty's Wet Dream 
Stitches 
Subordinate Claws 
Touch Up 

Kermits Wall and Perhaps Area 


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The Green Adjective

Description 

The long slabby wall just left of the Schoolroom goes by two different names. The lower section is called Kermit's Wall, the upper is the Perhaps area. These walls are connected together, and hold many fine routes. Nice cracks split the face making it a good destination. On the Perhaps wall, probably the most often done climb here is The Green Adjective, a 5.9 seam. Also, an aesthetic deep dihedral works its way up and right, the namesake climb of the cliff, Perhaps 5.7. Kermit's Wall has some quality bolted routes as well as some good thin cracks.


Getting There 

Probably the easiest approach is to first go up to the Schoolroom area. To get there, park 1.25 miles up the canyon, then follow the trail just downhill from the chain link fence. Take the left fork which heads west, and eventually crosses into a field of boulders. Climb up the boulders to the base of the Schoolroom. Then traverse left and up past here, following the climber's trail which is the descent route for the Schoolroom. This eventually gets to a big formation on the left, across from the gully. Look for a very thin seam cleaving a low angle slab as a landmark (The Green A). To get to the Kermit's Wall, follow the base of the rock downhill.


The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Kermits Wall and Perhaps Area:
Perhaps   5.7     Trad, 2 pitches, 210 feet   
Cranial Prophylactic   5.8     Trad, 2 pitches, 160 feet   
The Green Adjective   5.9     Trad, 3 pitches, 250 feet   
Smitty's Wet Dream   5.9     Trad, 1 pitch, 60 feet   
Touch Up   5.9+     Trad, 2 pitches, 150 feet   
Gordon's Hangover   5.9+     Trad, 1 pitch, 150 feet   
MA 1   5.10a     Trad, 2 pitches, 90 feet   
Kermit's Wad   5.10a     Sport, TR, 1 pitch, 90 feet   
Stitches   5.10     Trad, 1 pitch, 70 feet   
Kermit's Direct Start   5.10c R     Trad, TR, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
Paranoia Streak   5.10c R     Trad, 1 pitch, 100 feet   
Centerfold   5.10c R     Trad, TR, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
Prepositional Phrase   5.11a     Sport, 1 pitch, 120 feet   
Punany   5.11b     Sport, 1 pitch, 70 feet   
Gordon's Direct   5.11b R     Trad, TR, 1 pitch, 80 feet   
Perhaps Not   5.11c     Trad, 1 pitch, 110 feet   
All Chalk And No Action   5.12a     Sport, 1 pitch, 60 feet   
Orange Crush   5.13     Sport, 1 pitch, 90 feet   
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Touch Up: Clipping the piton on the traverse flake...

Touch Up 5.9+  UT : Wasatch Range : ... : Kermits Wall and Perhaps Ar...
Touch Up is a great climb, nearly deserving 3 stars. It is best done as 2 medium length pitches, but could be done as one (rope drag may be an issue, there are some big traverses). Start in the large right facing dihedral downhill from the Green Adjective. This is the same start as Perhaps and Gordon's Hangover. P1) Follow the first 50' or so of the Perhaps route, and where Perhaps traverses right, Touch Up traverses left instead. Follow a flake 15' to 20' left out to the next face over, cl...[more]   Browse More Classics in UT


Photos of Kermits Wall and Perhaps Area Slideshow Add Photo
1) Punany  2)  Centerfold  3)  Smitty's Wet Dream  4) Limeline Variation

BETA PHOTO: 1) Punany 2) Centerfold 3) Smitty's Wet Dream ...

Perhaps, Gordon's Hangover, Touch Up

BETA PHOTO: Perhaps, Gordon's Hangover, Touch Up

Cranial Prophylactic

BETA PHOTO: Cranial Prophylactic

Centerfold and surroundings w/o lines

BETA PHOTO: Centerfold and surroundings w/o lines

Squirrel is eyeing the Sun Chips.

Squirrel is eyeing the Sun Chips.

little bit back in the boulders, looking across CP

little bit back in the boulders, looking across CP