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Just Can't Get Any 

YDS: 5.12b French: 7b Ewbanks: 26 UIAA: VIII+ British: E5 6b PG13

Type:  Sport, 1 pitch, 30'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.12b French: 7b Ewbanks: 26 UIAA: VIII+ British: E5 6b [details]
Season: Winter and Spring
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Submitted By: Cwaters on Nov 1, 2011
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BETA PHOTO: Just Can't Get Any (January 2014)


3 Bolts to Rings at the top. The line starts on a pinch and moves into a small lip and then you pull on crimps to a jug while fighting the slight overhang and finish.


Next to Arete Horizon starting under the lip/roof.


3 draws and a top to rings.

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By Pat Mac
From: Tempe
Jan 30, 2012
rating: 5.12a/b 7b 26 VIII+ E5 6a PG13

Here is my friend climbing this route.

By susan peplow
From: Joshua Tree
Jan 31, 2012

Nice video and I like the costume change from cold winter to warm and shirtless.

I've seen the route and admit I haven't paid much attention to it (wayyyy above my climbing grade). What makes it PG13?

By J tot
From: Tempe, AZ
Feb 1, 2012
rating: 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ E5 6a

There is marginal deck potential if you blow any of the clips... including the anchors. I almost decked on the cold weather attempt clipping the anchors when a hold broke.

By K-Tanz
Feb 24, 2013
rating: 5.12a/b 7b 26 VIII+ E5 6a PG13

I would disagree with the upgrade due to holds breaking. I missed the send on the move to the final hold and am definitely not climbing 12c/d. Just my 2 cents, though. Whatever the case she is a crimpy momma!