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Jessica Crimpson 

YDS: 5.10b French: 6a+ Ewbanks: 19 UIAA: VII- ZA: 19 British: E2 5b

   
Type:  Sport, 45'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.9+ French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI ZA: 17 British: E1 5a [details]
FA: Brent Larsen
Season: Through thick and thin.
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Submitted By: Brent Larsen on May 4, 2012

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Jerry getting humped into submission by Jessica Cr...

Irresistible! 

Rides up a fun arete! And just like its pop star namesake, this route starts out thin, gets fat, gets thin again (but just for a little while) before the extra calories cause the jugs get enormous and noticable.


Location 

Middle of the Danks and to the right of Kim Gnardashian, Transversetite, and Petina Aguilera...the Disinterested Bitches that you would be Blowin' Kisses at.


Protection 

Funbags and four bolts. Sporty anchors. Stick clip if you are unsure your fame at the beginning will last.



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Slap that big ASS arete!
Slap that big ASS arete!
Kyle is being treated well by Jessica Crimpson, 5.10b. <br /> <br />Blowin' Kisses Wall, Danks. <br />Spearfish Canyon, SD.
Kyle is being treated well by Jessica Crimpson, 5....
Jessica Crimpson, 5.10b. <br /> <br />An arete climb with some wild face moves. <br /> <br />Blowin' Kisses Wall, The Danks.
Jessica Crimpson, 5.10b.

An arete climb with some...
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