Mountain Project: Forum: Jam out with your clam out 09' !!! (citation needed)

By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 29, 2009

Lee, I googled your address but all I got was this:

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By Leah Miller
From Niwot, CO
Dec 29, 2009

Last par-tay in Tel Aviv, Israel - Jan 09

looks like a good time .. I'll bring the hot pink furry hangcuffs to add to the mix & a bottle o' whiskey :)

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By Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Dec 29, 2009

Lee Smith wrote:

John told me he is leaving right before you get back to town. Then he asked me when you were getting back to town.

what a fine game of cat n mouse.

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By Buff Johnson
Dec 29, 2009

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br /> <br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br /> <br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. <br />

Lee Smith wrote:

Party's Started!

Isn't that the same rope that was cheating on you?

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By Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Dec 29, 2009

Buff Johnson wrote:

Isn't that the same rope that was cheating on you?

biting it is a nice touch, Lee.

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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 29, 2009

Christopher Jones wrote:

What are you doing on the computer John? The Cathedral Spires are beeming with sunshine right now. Shouldn't you be up there climbing?

John can't climb--strained finger ligaments. So no prob if he strains the ligaments in his elbow.

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By Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Dec 29, 2009

If I'm going to attend, I want to know the "safe" word before I step into your cul-de-sac of strange perversions. So, what's the safe word, this time, Lee?

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By Tom Hanson
Dec 29, 2009

Lee cryptically revealed the safe word.
It is, "MMMMFFFFF!!! MMMMMMMMMMMFFFF!!"
It is easily pronounced with the ballgag in your mouth.

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By Andrew Gram
Administrator
From Salt Lake City, UT
Dec 29, 2009

Wish I could make it. My New Year's resolution last year was to go to more Bukkake parties and this would have put me over the top.

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By Tom Hanson
Dec 30, 2009

Will you be serving Baileys?

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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 30, 2009

Tom Hanson wrote:

Will you be serving Baileys?

Toe Manson: few wont bay leaves end welcome fora cop, eyed bye sum inner lick hers tore, jest tootsie Ewe.

*My hat's off to you, sir; way harder than it looks.

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By Lee Smith
Dec 30, 2009

Tom Hanson wrote:

Will you be serving Baileys?

For you Tommy, anything. I will serve as much Bailey's as you care to bring.

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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Dec 30, 2009

Shawn Mitchell wrote:

Toe Manson: few wont bay leaves end welcome fora cop, eyed bye sum inner lick hers tore, jest tootsie Ewe.

Too easy to figure it out.

"Tom Hanson, If you want Baileys, then, well, come for a cup; I'd buy some in a liquor store just to see you."

Tom's turn, I have a few minutes for another brain teaser before my coffee fix.

Tom's can't be beat!

Bump for Lee's party!!! Serious-Lee!!

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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 30, 2009

Whoa, pretty quick on the autolock there Grigri! :) I wasn't playing hard to read; I thought you were supposed to be understood, just using different words.

The only part I meant different than you read was this: "...If you want Baileys, and will come for a cup..."

And yes, Toe Manson's word play is untouchable. :)

EDIT: Love the new profile pic!

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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Dec 30, 2009

You mean, there's something wrong with me if Tom's makes me cross-eyed from word one? Spit the ball-gag out of your mouth, Tom. Sorry, Tom, and MP FLAGGERS; that was inappropriate; I tend to be dangerous (my mouth, and facial expressions, anyway) before my coffee, just ask Jonny. I wake up an hour earlier just so he doesn't have to be exposed to my pre-caffeinated behaviors. : )

EDIT: okay I'm on my second cup; time to crawl back to bed, and say good morning, sweetie, coffee's ready... : )

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By Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Dec 30, 2009

Let me get this striaght, Grigri is autolockin, Langston and Lee are cockblockin, Tom is wordrockin, and Shawn is mockin?

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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 30, 2009

Tom Hanson wrote:

ballgag

Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi wrote:

ball-gag

Tee hee

EDIT: Very nice, Horse.

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By Lee Smith
Dec 30, 2009

Partiers will be flockin', Beers we'll be stockin' so don't bother knockin' and Horse

You are Rockin'!

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By Lee Smith
Dec 30, 2009

I plan on getting:

Hammer
Submitted By: Lee Smith on Dec 30, 2009

ED

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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 30, 2009

Aiming for 7:30ish, gents and otherwise.

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By Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Dec 31, 2009

are ya guys still partying? or tied up? or both?

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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 31, 2009

Fun mellow night with an abbreviated holiday crew, Horse. Eiger Sanction, Scary Faces, cheesy highlights of Vertical Limits. When I wandered out a little before 1 a.m., Lee and Bermuda Boy weren't tied up, but they weren't quittin' either.

Oh, and Ben Panter has a crush on Clint Eastwood.

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