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Dec 29, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Lee, I googled your address but all I got was this:


Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points
Dec 29, 2009
looks like a good time .. I'll bring the hot pink furry hangcuffs to add to the mix & a bottle o' whiskey :) Leah Leaves
Joined May 21, 2007
286 points
Dec 29, 2009
wham bam hand jam. Wrapping up the final moves of ...
Lee Smith wrote:
John told me he is leaving right before you get back to town. Then he asked me when you were getting back to town.

what a fine game of cat n mouse.
Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Joined Dec 12, 2002
3,757 points
Dec 29, 2009
Rrrrr
Lee Smith wrote:
Party's Started!


Isn't that the same rope that was cheating on you?
Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
1,499 points
Dec 29, 2009
wham bam hand jam. Wrapping up the final moves of ...
Buff Johnson wrote:
Isn't that the same rope that was cheating on you?

biting it is a nice touch, Lee.
Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Joined Dec 12, 2002
3,757 points
Dec 29, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Christopher Jones wrote:
What are you doing on the computer John? The Cathedral Spires are beeming with sunshine right now. Shouldn't you be up there climbing?

John can't climb--strained finger ligaments. So no prob if he strains the ligaments in his elbow.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points
Dec 29, 2009
Old Greg with his downstairs mix-up.
If I'm going to attend, I want to know the "safe" word before I step into your cul-de-sac of strange perversions. So, what's the safe word, this time, Lee? Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Joined Aug 1, 2006
86 points
Dec 29, 2009
Climber Drawing
Lee cryptically revealed the safe word.
It is, "MMMMFFFFF!!! MMMMMMMMMMMFFFF!!"
It is easily pronounced with the ballgag in your mouth.
Tom Hanson
Joined Jan 1, 2001
1,125 points
Administrator
Dec 29, 2009
Andrew Gram
Wish I could make it. My New Year's resolution last year was to go to more Bukkake parties and this would have put me over the top. Andrew Gram
From Salt Lake City, UT
Joined Jan 1, 2001
3,581 points
Dec 30, 2009
Climber Drawing
Will you be serving Baileys? Tom Hanson
Joined Jan 1, 2001
1,125 points
Dec 30, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Tom Hanson wrote:
Will you be serving Baileys?

Toe Manson: few wont bay leaves end welcome fora cop, eyed bye sum inner lick hers tore, jest tootsie Ewe.

*My hat's off to you, sir; way harder than it looks.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points
Dec 30, 2009
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
Tom Hanson wrote:
Will you be serving Baileys?


For you Tommy, anything. I will serve as much Bailey's as you care to bring.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
Dec 30, 2009
Growing a winter coat in Red Rock Canyon- December...
Shawn Mitchell wrote:
Toe Manson: few wont bay leaves end welcome fora cop, eyed bye sum inner lick hers tore, jest tootsie Ewe.


Too easy to figure it out.

"Tom Hanson, If you want Baileys, then, well, come for a cup; I'd buy some in a liquor store just to see you."

Tom's turn, I have a few minutes for another brain teaser before my coffee fix.

Tom's can't be beat!

Bump for Lee's party!!! Serious-Lee!!
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Joined May 25, 2005
4,468 points
Dec 30, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Whoa, pretty quick on the autolock there Grigri! :) I wasn't playing hard to read; I thought you were supposed to be understood, just using different words.

The only part I meant different than you read was this: "...If you want Baileys, and will come for a cup..."

And yes, Toe Manson's word play is untouchable. :)

EDIT: Love the new profile pic!
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points
Dec 30, 2009
Growing a winter coat in Red Rock Canyon- December...
You mean, there's something wrong with me if Tom's makes me cross-eyed from word one? Spit the ball-gag out of your mouth, Tom. Sorry, Tom, and MP FLAGGERS; that was inappropriate; I tend to be dangerous (my mouth, and facial expressions, anyway) before my coffee, just ask Jonny. I wake up an hour earlier just so he doesn't have to be exposed to my pre-caffeinated behaviors. : )

EDIT: okay I'm on my second cup; time to crawl back to bed, and say good morning, sweetie, coffee's ready... : )
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Joined May 25, 2005
4,468 points
Dec 30, 2009
wham bam hand jam. Wrapping up the final moves of ...
Let me get this striaght, Grigri is autolockin, Langston and Lee are cockblockin, Tom is wordrockin, and Shawn is mockin? Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Joined Dec 12, 2002
3,757 points
Dec 30, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Tom Hanson wrote:
ballgag

Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi wrote:
ball-gag

Tee hee



EDIT: Very nice, Horse.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points
Dec 30, 2009
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
Partiers will be flockin', Beers we'll be stockin' so don't bother knockin' and Horse

You are Rockin'!
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
Dec 30, 2009
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
I plan on getting:
Hammer
Hammer

ED

Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
Dec 30, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Aiming for 7:30ish, gents and otherwise. Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points
Dec 31, 2009
wham bam hand jam. Wrapping up the final moves of ...
are ya guys still partying? or tied up? or both? Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Joined Dec 12, 2002
3,757 points
Dec 31, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wal...
Fun mellow night with an abbreviated holiday crew, Horse. Eiger Sanction, Scary Faces, cheesy highlights of Vertical Limits. When I wandered out a little before 1 a.m., Lee and Bermuda Boy weren't tied up, but they weren't quittin' either.

Oh, and Ben Panter has a crush on Clint Eastwood.
Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Joined Mar 4, 2008
313 points


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