|Type:||Trad, 1 pitch, 70'|
|Consensus:||YDS: 5.8 French: 5b Ewbanks: 16 UIAA: VI- ZA: 15 British: HVS 4c [details]|
|Submitted By:||jay dee on Jul 6, 2008|
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By Top Rope Hero
From: Was Estes Park, now homeless
Aug 27, 2009
rating: 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Oh My Jesus....
Humper? They should have called this "No-Vaseline-Reamer." "Mother" was taken, so we dropped shorts, bent over, and took our medicine like men...like whiny, weak, huddled-in-the-corner-in-the-fetal-position men.
I couldn't fit in the initial squeeze; soloed up to the ledge just below the OW. I set a #4 and blew the opening moves (which clock in at about 5.impossible) and fell out and slammed back into the ledge below. (As of this writing, nearly two months later, I STILL have rope burn scars....) I steeled up, got back in, ssssssssrruuuuuggglllllleeeeddddd up through the pain. I didn't peel, but I really, really shoulda. This thing is beastly. Topped out--I don't know how--my partner shouting: "You all right?" Shaking. I couldn't answer. I was dry heaving for about five minutes before I could set belay. Hauled my partner up who curses me to this day for forcing them to get humped.
How I absolutely love this effin' sport....
Bring your game and a #5. Push it up through the pain, and for god's sake, do Mother first if'n you're new to OW. Don't forget to wear body armor....
By Devin Fin
Aug 6, 2012
|Yes, this thing is a soul crusher!!!!! Got the onsight but just barely... pack a lunch for this bitch pig! 5.8 my ass, it felt like a dry hump more than a old fashion hump.|