I have a dog and love dogs myself. With that said I agree with Tony B. If the dog bites me, there are going to be issues.

Sedative-laced dog treats.

Should solve any dog problems you encounter.

My dream, my number one on the bucket list, is to strangle an off-leash and aggressive dog to death while its horrified owner watches in disbelief and then throw the dog's corpse at said owner and walk away. And I love dogs.

www.mountainproject.com/v/best-dog-photo-/106611827__7

From what originated as a discussion of a local leash ordinance in a cragless urban space and degenerated into fantasies about strangling aggressive dogs to death and the gross personality deficiencies of their owners (and all largely by people who don't live in Salt Lake, or Utah, or west of the Mississippi...), as an unapologetic dog owner and lover, I much prefer the best-dog-photo thread. Thanks Name.