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Handicapable S 
I Don’t Know What It’s Called, I Just Know The Sound It Makes When It Takes A Man’s Life (aka Beretta) S 
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Semi -Automatic T 
Siberian Express S 


YDS: 5.12b French: 7b Ewbanks: 26 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 26 British: E5 6b

Type:  Sport, 1 pitch, 40'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.12b French: 7b Ewbanks: 26 UIAA: VIII+ ZA: 26 British: E5 6b [details]
FA: D. Montgomery & L. Stern, 1/14
New Route: Yes
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Submitted By: Monty on Jan 25, 2014

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BETA PHOTO: Red route is Handicapable. Blue route is Off the C...

Upper Canyon access closed - 8p Mar. 22 - 5p Mar. 28 MORE INFO >>>


Handicapable - someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers "handicapable." I bolted and sent this route while recovering from a broken ankle.

It has bouldery and gymnastic moves through a steep shield of rock. Great climbing, I just wish it was longer!


It is the furthest left route at the Armory, just left of Off the Couch.


5 bolts.

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By Jay Samuelson
From: Denver CO
Jan 26, 2014
rating: 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a

Tried this one out today, hot off the presses! Good route. The movement isn't straightforward, and I thought the boulder problem was fun - cool heel hook!
By Chris. T.
From: Longmont, Co.
Apr 28, 2014

Kind of a bad-ass, little route. Nice work, Dave!
By Geoff U
From: Highlands Ranch, CO
Feb 19, 2015
rating: 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b

Super fun considering the shortness - no heel hook for me, though.
By drewhouser
Apr 5, 2015
rating: 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b

I too wish this were longer; however, had it been, I may not have sent! Essentially a 15 foot boulder problem guards the anchors, easy going before and after. A great deal of fun!
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