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Grand Theft Avocado 

YDS: 5.7 French: 5a Ewbanks: 15 UIAA: V+ ZA: 13 British: MVS 4b

   
Type:  Trad, 1 pitch, 60'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.7+ French: 5a Ewbanks: 15 UIAA: V+ ZA: 13 British: MVS 4b [details]
FA: Dave Evans, October 1978
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Submitted By: Tony B on Dec 28, 2003

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"Grand Theft Avacado". Photo by Blitzo.

Description 

The Route to be descibed is the most Obvious crack system moving up the low-angle S-faceing buttress of the South Wall on the West Side of Steve Canyon. That's a mouthfull...In short, it's the first route on the left just before you enter the canyon.

Climb up on a few awkward moves to gain a slightly flaring jamcrack and continue upward to the top of the rock in that crack system. If you like a lot of pro, take a doube set of cams to 3.5"

Moving back to the NE from the top of the route you will fing the bolt-anchor for the Route Candelabra, which can provide both a place to belay, and rap from.

Protection 

A full rack, including 1 set of nuts and 1 set of cams from 1"-3"


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By David Evans
Jan 8, 2004
rating: 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c

This route (Grand Theft Avocado) is named after a funny event that happened to Spencer and Alan Lennard when in high school. They, devout vegetarians, were visiting an Avo grove near their home in Orange, CA for the purposes of collecting Avo's (the fallen ripe ones on the ground, of course). While collecting, they were surprised by an Irvine Co. OC Sheriff who was not pleased by their trespassing on "Company" property (yes, the Irvine Co. has OC employees in their pockets). The officer insisted that they fill several boxes with Avos before he arrested them, Avos were about $1.00 each in those days (way more than they needed). Lo and behold while in booking they discovered they were being booked for "Grand Theft", a fairly serious crime (more serious than trespass). Luckily the judge threw the case out as it's merits were questionable! A couple years later Spencer mentioned a cool hand crack he had found over by Candleabra and we walked over to have a look. When we arrived I discovered that the crack fit my hands perfectly and I soloed it on site in my tennies while Spencer watched. He decided not to solo it and we joked that I had stolen it from him! Hence GTA.
By D. Evans
Jan 24, 2011

This route (Grand Theft Avocado) is named after a funny event that happened to Spencer Lennard, his brother Alan and friends Chris Robinson and Barry Talberg when in high school. They, devout vegetarians, were visiting an avocado grove near their home in Orange, CA for the purposes of collecting avos (the fallen ripe ones on the ground, of course). While collecting, they were surprised by an Irvine Co. OC Sheriff who was not pleased by their trespassing on "Company" property (yes, the Irvine Co. has OC employees in their pockets). The officer insisted that they fill several boxes with avos (way more than they needed) before he arrested them. Avocados were about $1.00 each in those days. Lo and behold when they arrived at the jail they discovered they were being booked for "Grand Theft", a fairly serious crime (more serious than trespass). Luckily the judge threw the case out as its merits were questionable!
A couple years later Craig Fry and I were out soloing at Josh. Craig mentioned a cool hand crack he had found over by Candelabra many, many, many years before (just after his birth) and we walked over to have a look. When we arrived I discovered that the crack fit my hands perfectly and free soloed it on sight while Craig watched. He didn’t have his boots (no boots on a free solo circuit, hmmm?)and was unable to solo it as his tennies were slipping out. He yelled up “you mother f-er” then ran back to camp, got his boots and did the second ascent 10 minutes later (Hmmm, quick return?). Recalling the classic avo theft Craig named it “Grand Theft Avocado (Hmm?).” Then we had a big laugh about the name, since it was apropos.
By Randy
Jan 24, 2011

The real story is as follows:

I was scrambling around in the Outback looking for likely unclimbed lines and saw this route. Later, I told Spencer and Dave about it, hoping one of them would give me a belay. Both of them feigned a lack of interest. But, Dave must have told Craig about it and then stole my route. To add insult to injury, Dave just soloed it.
By Russ Walling
From: www.FishProducts.com
Jan 25, 2011
rating: 5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b

Is/was Craig the leader of the SheepBuggerers from back then? Man he was rad! Whatever happened to that dude anyway?