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Nov 16, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: slide mtn, 4180 catskills
"if all else fails, just dyno" Jesse Newton
From catskills
Joined Dec 11, 2011
176 points
Nov 22, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Solar Collector
must....keep.....thread....alive! MrZ
From Colorado
Joined Dec 17, 2010
260 points
Administrator
Nov 24, 2013
The Flying Dutchman wrote:
Any trad climber can climb at his trad lead level on any bolted rout. Take a sport climber, put him at his limit on a trad climb, and you are guaranteed to see him freeze up and shit his pants. Grade for grade, trad packs a bigger punch.


What bloody nonsense. Oh sorry, this is a joke thread.
John Byrnes
From Fort Collins, CO
Joined Dec 11, 2007
381 points
Nov 24, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Picacho
^^^true, trad climbing is just like top roping...or you just have to be in denial....like all the time. saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 24, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Gyroscope (photo: Bryan Wilson)
Best ones so far are the light bulb ones toward the beginning, ones regarding bouldering and Boulderites...funny! Alex Bury
From Ojai, CA
Joined Jun 29, 2012
1,875 points
Nov 24, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Buffsta
My favorite was the passat joke.

This one's pretty good:

Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Joined Aug 15, 2008
374 points
Nov 24, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Rainier
Q:How many boulderers does it take to send a V7 in the gym?

A: Six, one to climb it and five to sit around and talk about the one time they climbed outside.

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"Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a rock climber!"

  • Sigh* "Well, son, you can't do both..."

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Dissatisfied with his smarts, a man went into a store to buy a new brain. In the store he found a jar labeled: "Trad Climber Brain: $100." Another said "Sport Climber Brain: $500." A third jar said "Boulderer brain: $10,000."

The man asked the salesman why the boulderer brain was so expensive.

The salesman exclaimed "Because it's never been used!"

  • I told this joke at the gym once and some clever girl who was eavesdropping jumped in right before the punchline and exclaimed "Comes with a free beanie!!!"
Andy P.
From Wisconsin
Joined Apr 20, 2013
57 points
Nov 24, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Meme guy
People who climb, but bash sub-genres of climbing. Now that's the real joke. Meme Guy
From Land of Runout Slab
Joined Sep 23, 2013
340 points
Nov 24, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Picacho
I like the one about the brains! saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 25, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Ryan on the Sharks Fin wishing he was on Mt. White...
MP threads these days. Ryan Kempf
From Boulder, CO
Joined Jul 26, 2011
254 points
Nov 25, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Me again!
The funniest part is calling it all climbing. J Q
Joined Mar 11, 2012
58 points
Nov 25, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Buffsta
i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced. Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Joined Aug 15, 2008
374 points
Nov 25, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Picacho
Jon Zucco wrote:
i once climbed 2 miles at level 7 on the stair master in the 24 hr fitness at colorado and alameda with a steady heart rate of 140 bpm. I had to stop early because it looked like rain, so I ran to the covered bus stop so I could catch the 3. Almost epiced.

Some dude here epics at skate parks ...like all the time! That's siiiick!
saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 25, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Picacho
That's the word on the streets... saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 26, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Atonement
I think I just got the Passsatt joke. Carry on... JacksonLandFill
From Maryland
Joined May 7, 2013
46 points
Nov 26, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Profile Icon
Cale Hoopes
From Sammamish, WA
Joined Nov 23, 2012
12 points
Nov 26, 2013
I hear something more like this:

Dissatisfied with his smarts, a man went into a store to buy a new brain. In the store he found a jar labeled: "Trad Climber Brain: $100 per pound." Another said "Sport Climber Brain: $500 per pound" A third jar said "Boulderer brain: $10,000 per pound." The man asked the salesman why the boulderer brain was so expensive. The salesman said "Do you have any idea how many boulderers we have to have in order to get ONE POUND of brain?"
Gunkiemike
Joined Jul 29, 2009
2,258 points
Nov 26, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Picacho
Funny ^^^!
So is soloing kinda like bouldering but way better?
saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 27, 2013
The parking garage ascent was intense. No ropes above 60 ft?!?!?!!??!? Was literally laughing for 10 min and someone was like "what's wrong with you" Tyler Newcomb
Joined Dec 25, 2012
77 points
Nov 27, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Devils Tower Summit
Rock Climbing Photo: Feel like this?
Feel like this?
ERolls
From Custer, SD
Joined Jun 29, 2006
91 points
Nov 27, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Picacho
The dude with a walker would make a nice trad mentor actually. You may even inherit his rack! saguaro sandy
Joined Oct 12, 2013
140 points
Nov 27, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Buffsta
Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Joined Aug 15, 2008
374 points
Nov 27, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: Bonticou.
What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a climbing guide?......







A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4.
Eric Albers
Joined May 13, 2010
30 points
Nov 27, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: From older version of Alpinist
From older version of Alpinist
EugeneK
Joined Sep 19, 2011
80 points
Dec 1, 2013
Rock Climbing Photo: poking out of the crash pad
bruce Mcintosh wrote:
what is chris sharma's favorite car? Passsatt


hahaha best one yet
cstorms
From North Bend, OR
Joined Mar 28, 2006
1,233 points


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