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Gonzo's Lament 

YDS: 5.9 French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI ZA: 17 British: HVS 5a

   
Type:  Trad, 4 pitches, 330'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.9 French: 5c Ewbanks: 17 UIAA: VI ZA: 17 British: HVS 5a [details]
FA: P. Hubbel
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Submitted By: tobias on Oct 12, 2003

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Description 

This route is located on Sunshine Wall. The approach is steep and rather strenuous; allow 45 minutes. From the trail, walk right (north) along the base of the cliff until you come to a chimney and gully in a shaded area. Gonzo's heads up the chimney to what appears to be a saddle between two formations of the rock.

P1: Climb the chimney (5.5) being careful for loose rock. Easier scrambling after the chimney leads to a nice hand crack. The crux of the pitch is the final move up and over. It helps if you're tall, otherwise the move may seem a stretch at 5.9.

P2: Take the obvious dihedral on the right (5.8).

P2 Variation (recommended): Follow discontinuous cracks up the middle of the face. (5.9+) Eats up small to medium cams. Great pitch! Belay when you find standing room and protection for a belay.

P3: Continue straight above the variation. Or, if you climbed the dihedral second pitch, you should diagonal up left for 30 ft from the 2nd belay until you find the vertical crack headed up. A solid pitch (5.8); belay on next ledge with sitting room.

P4: Gonzo's lament? This is a 50 foot off-width, off-balance 5.8 that I thought needed lots of big gear (4-6") for protection. Tough; don't be fooled by the grade.

Variation (if you don't have the gear to protect the off-width...) From the belay, traverse south around a loose-looking block and out of sight of your belayer. You will see the chain anchors for the Standard Route. You can climb the last crack pitch of this route (5.10) or traverse another 30 feet south and gain the 5.8 finish of Equinox--certainly a much easier 5.8 than the finish to Gonzo's.


Protection 

4-6" cams for the off-width, final pitch.



Photos of Gonzo's Lament Slideshow Add Photo
Variation to pitch 2.
Variation to pitch 2.
1st pitch crux.
1st pitch crux.
Headed up into the off-width, P4.
Headed up into the off-width, P4.
Start of the last pitch.
Start of the last pitch.
Mark Roth on the third pitch.
Mark Roth on the third pitch.
Peter Hubbel's lab Gonzo hated to hike up to Sunshine Wall, or anywhere. Šjohn durr
Peter Hubbel's lab Gonzo hated to hike up to Sunsh...
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By Shane Zentner
From: Colorado
Oct 13, 2003
rating: 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a

Awesome route. Above my head at the top of the dihedral is a bush. We cleaned out the 'hold' for this crux move as it was partially filled with dirt. The fourth pitch is definitely harder than the first pitch. I followed the fourth pitch today (8/11/07) and thought it was well protected. Strenuous chimney, however. The third and fourth pitches can be combined with a 70m rope with about 10 feet to spare.

By Kevin Stricker
From: Evergreen, CO
Nov 10, 2003

Don't miss the chimney pitch, it's fun and well protected! The largest piece you need is a #4 Friend. Linking the first with the 2nd pitch variation is a great combo. All in all a great route, and an easy descent down the Standard Route. Have Fun!

By Darren Mabe
From: Flagstaff, AZ
Sep 13, 2004

FA: P.Hubbel

By flynn
Feb 23, 2005

Darren, thanks for the FA credit. Supposedly, the name comes from Pete's dog, Gonzo, a black lab. Apparently Gonzo was very upset that his master ran off and left him - or so he thought - and he howled his disappointment to anyone who'd listen.

By Anonymous Coward
Oct 5, 2005

I just did this a few days ago and wanted to comment on a few things. First, this is a fantastic route. About the pitches:

Pitch 1: The short corner near the top of this pitch takes a blue Metolius tri-cam well, right at the lip, which you'll appreciate when doing the mantle-esque finish. Awkward and fun. 100 ft

Pitch 2: I did the standard pitch up the wide left-facing corner to a belay notch. A few # 4 Camalots are nice. Be careful (or at least be careful for your belayer below) midway up this pitch; there is a very loose forearm size flake. One of the hardest parts about this pitch was not touching this otherwise tempting piece of rock. 60 ft

Pitch 3: Classic! From the belay notch the leader has to traverse out a good ten feet to start the crack proper, and this is getting in to the crux of the pitch. Keep a heads up for any good directional placements, since if you fall early in the pitch the initial pieces will have a lot of side pull with not much rope out. I'd stick with the Hubbel rating on this pitch: 5.9 with sustained 8 and hard 8, great gear, for ~160 ft. Awesome.

Pitch 4: It's time to thrutch and squirm. I am no bold leader nor off-width master and I was comfortable with only a couple # 4 and one #3.5 Camalot on this pitch. You are pretty well wedged in there and there is nothing devious about it. Just lots of heel-toe heel-knee stuff. I found it helpful to be completely racked on my left side (right side in) ~80 ft.

Once you top out here head towards the back side of the giant ledge you'll now be on and look for a sling rap anchor (double ropes needed) that will spit you off the back.. Facing the rock as you rap down, you'll descend the "trail" to the left to get back to the base of the route. Note that the rap route has you pulling your rope such that it falls into a huge off-width system where a number of old rope sacrifices can be found. 2/3 of the way down is a ledge system you can stop on and flip your rope way way to the right, which makes rope stuckage much less likely. There is a short crack that leads up the block comprising the true summit but I do not know anything about it. ~JGH

By Danny Inman
From: Arvada
Aug 7, 2006

Climbed this on 8/5/06. Three double-rope (60 m) raps gets you to the ground. There are brand-new looking rap anchors on the face (climbers left of Gonzo)-I counted five stations.

As far as the route goes... the first pitch is very dirty and has two large bushes. I felt the crux of P1 is stout b/c I got a face full of soil and had a branch poke me in the eye while trying to mantle up on sandy smears-safety glasses recommended. P2 variation pretty good, but still quite dirty. P3 and P4; combined these two pitches: this is the reason to climb this route. P3 and 4 make up for the bush/dirt grovel of P1. In the squeeze chimney, hands/big hands-sized gear can be had w/out much difficulty. I would say that 5-in gear is optional-depending on your comfort level with squeeze chimneys. Just for comparison, this squeeze (5.8) is easier, IMHO than the chimney on Kor's Flake (5.8)

By Christopher Jones
From: Denver, Colorado
Sep 10, 2006
rating: 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a

If the first two pitches were a little cleaner, it would be a classic. The last two pitches are awesome.

By Sergio P
From: Idaho Springs, CO
Sep 3, 2007
rating: 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a

You can also link P2 varation with P3 for a great 180' pitch. This also avoids having to set up a belay on small ledges as the top of P3 has a large (and loose) ledge.

A better rap option then what AC suggests: On the last pitch, go left at the top over a small slab and set the belay. You will see two newer anchors with chains. 5 single rope rappels or 3 double rope raps puts you at the base of the climb. This is that rap for Standard Route.

By Dean Cool
From: Boulder, CO
Jul 5, 2012

I felt like the cracks were great for jamming when a plant was not in your way. The crux was really avoiding the foliage and the large chunks of hollow rock that could fall onto your belayer at any time if pulled on too hard. Other than that, really great area to climb.