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By Skat B
From Down Rodeo
Mar 8, 2013
St George
(Proceeding with a surety that Little Cottonwood Canyon is more sandbagged than Yosemite with the added depravity of finishing a multi-pitch route to discover that all your gear was stolen while you & your partner were 12 pitches up)

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By pico
From Burnaby, BC
Mar 8, 2013
Montagne d'Argent
(something about noobs calling each other noobs because that's what noobs do, but then again , does a noob know that he's a noob for calling a noob a noob?)

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By J C Wilks
From Loveland, CO
Mar 8, 2013
Desert
Desert

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By Tyler W
From Utah
Mar 8, 2013
Scooby Snacks
(misogynistic post with a half-assed apology at the end)

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By Brian Adzima
From San Francisco
Mar 8, 2013
somewhere in WV
(dude from Laramie steals someone else's account to start flame with leading site contributer)

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By Superclimber
Mar 8, 2013
Andy Laakmann wrote:
(Site landlord Andy crushes the trolls and moderation complainers with a simple, two sentence statement of fact that needs no follow up)

(Moderating a thread to the point that it's impossible to follow)

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By Superclimber
Mar 8, 2013
(Bitching about the "fuken moderators")

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By VerticalUrge
Mar 8, 2013
Brian Adzima wrote:
(dude from Laramie steals someone else's account to start flame with leading site contributer)


(leading site contributor is raging douche, chipped his way up the Nose, and rap bolts cracks. Also, climbs with beanie/no shirt indoors and carries full rack/water bottle to TR 5.6 at gym. Sprays about it. I red/brownpointed his ma. Neverending series of baseless insults)

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By Simon Thompson
From New Paltz, NY
Mar 8, 2013
(something that several people already said, because I was too lazy to read all the pages)

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By Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Mar 8, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on
Simon Thompson wrote:
(something that several people already said, because I was too lazy to read all the pages)



(rant about how people are lazy and if you want to be a contributing member of this thread you should read every post!!! What are you, a n00b? Need help extending your rappel or ARC-ing steeper?)

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By Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Mar 8, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on
(second post realizing I know this Simon motherfucka and asking him if he wants to climb this weekend)

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By Brian Hudson
From Lenoir, NC
Mar 8, 2013
Valor Over Discretion (5.8), RRG
(area question that should have been asked in a regional forum)

(also, questions I should have just searched MP for about what gear I should take for said area, and where good places to camp are)

(also, the area is RRG, is it rainy this time of year?)

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By Simon Thompson
From New Paltz, NY
Mar 8, 2013
(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb)

(question asking how to rope solo)

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By Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Mar 8, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on
Simon Thompson wrote:
(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb) (question asking how to rope solo)



(question as to whether or not you're a troll. Confusing what the word troll means simply because I think you're asking a dumb question)

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By Mike Belu
From Indianapolis, IN
Mar 8, 2013
Summit of Rainier.
(Angry comments that end in the proclamation that chalk and rubber shoes are aid)

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By Brian Hudson
From Lenoir, NC
Mar 8, 2013
Valor Over Discretion (5.8), RRG
Simon Thompson wrote:
(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb) (question asking how to rope solo)

(emphatic spray about the importance of mentors and learning by following)

(derisive ridicule of dumb noobs and smug rejection of the idea of spending time leading noobs around)

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By Brian Hudson
From Lenoir, NC
Mar 8, 2013
Valor Over Discretion (5.8), RRG
Mike Belu wrote:
(Angry comments that end in the proclamation that chalk and rubber shoes are aid)

(ugly insinuation that you probably also only climb 5.3's on a good day, on monkey fists)

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By K-Tanz
From Phoenix, AZ
Mar 8, 2013
Leading up pitch 2 of Moby Dick, Cochise Stronghol...
Brian Hudson wrote:
(ugly insinuation that you probably also only climb 5.3's on a good day, on monkey fists)


(Unverified anecdotal account of this one time at the crag how you totally flailed on 5.9 and that your foam mouthed crag hound pissed on my rope and you refused to pay for it)

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By ben jammin
From Moab, UT
Mar 8, 2013
Aesthetics
(14 year old asking since he boulders v9 if he's ever going to get hurt. With no subtle spray whatsoever)

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By Lee Smith
Mar 8, 2013
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
(Dogs at the crag.)

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By Dustin Glasner
From Berkeley, CA
Mar 8, 2013
Center Direct, Northwest Branch
Lee Smith wrote:
(Dogs at the crag.)


(babies at the crag. also, DWS @ summersville?)

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By Greg G
From SLC, UT
Mar 8, 2013
The route in it's entirety.
(asking what routes are able to be climbed in indian creek with only 3 of each size)

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By Jake Jones
From Richmond, VA
Mar 8, 2013
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after...
(posts empirical data rife with scientific measurement abbreviations and scholarly observatory jargon that only the bastard godless child amalgam of Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein and an alien could understand)

(responds in kind with the same as if it were as simple as someone asking directions)

(much less educated climber stating how smart some of the dudes in this thread are)

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By ben jammin
From Moab, UT
Mar 8, 2013
Aesthetics
(Thread killed due to overwhelming logic of the above poster)

(Exclamation that user should be aware that logic is of no use on the interwebz)

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By Tony B
From Around Boulder, CO
Mar 8, 2013
Got Milk? How about forearm pump? Tony leads "...
Tony B wrote:
(Guy who asks you to stop posting this drivel so that he doesn't have to read it.)


(+1 repeating himself as if the problem was that you just didn't hear, and still not getting the irony of it.)

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