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Mar 8, 2013
Montagne d'Argent
(something about noobs calling each other noobs because that's what noobs do, but then again , does a noob know that he's a noob for calling a noob a noob?) pico
From Burnaby, BC
Joined Mar 3, 2012
76 points
Mar 8, 2013
Desert
Desert
J C Wilks
From Loveland, CO
Joined Aug 29, 2006
301 points
Mar 8, 2013
Scooby Snacks
(misogynistic post with a half-assed apology at the end) Tyler W
From Utah
Joined Jul 8, 2012
156 points
Mar 8, 2013
somewhere in WV
(dude from Laramie steals someone else's account to start flame with leading site contributer) Brian Adzima
From San Francisco
Joined Sep 3, 2006
638 points
Mar 8, 2013
Andy Laakmann wrote:
(Site landlord Andy crushes the trolls and moderation complainers with a simple, two sentence statement of fact that needs no follow up)

(Moderating a thread to the point that it's impossible to follow)
Superclimber
Joined Mar 7, 2009
1,486 points
Mar 8, 2013
(Bitching about the "fuken moderators") Superclimber
Joined Mar 7, 2009
1,486 points
Mar 8, 2013
Brian Adzima wrote:
(dude from Laramie steals someone else's account to start flame with leading site contributer)


(leading site contributor is raging douche, chipped his way up the Nose, and rap bolts cracks. Also, climbs with beanie/no shirt indoors and carries full rack/water bottle to TR 5.6 at gym. Sprays about it. I red/brownpointed his ma. Neverending series of baseless insults)
VerticalUrge
Joined Sep 19, 2011
5 points
Mar 8, 2013
(something that several people already said, because I was too lazy to read all the pages) Simon Thompson
From New Paltz, NY
Joined Apr 7, 2011
885 points
Mar 8, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on
Simon Thompson wrote:
(something that several people already said, because I was too lazy to read all the pages)



(rant about how people are lazy and if you want to be a contributing member of this thread you should read every post!!! What are you, a n00b? Need help extending your rappel or ARC-ing steeper?)
Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Joined May 4, 2011
700 points
Mar 8, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on
(second post realizing I know this Simon motherfucka and asking him if he wants to climb this weekend) Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Joined May 4, 2011
700 points
Mar 8, 2013
Valor Over Discretion (5.8), RRG
(area question that should have been asked in a regional forum)

(also, questions I should have just searched MP for about what gear I should take for said area, and where good places to camp are)

(also, the area is RRG, is it rainy this time of year?)
Brian Hudson
From Lenoir, NC
Joined Dec 10, 2010
112 points
Mar 8, 2013
(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb)

(question asking how to rope solo)
Simon Thompson
From New Paltz, NY
Joined Apr 7, 2011
885 points
Mar 8, 2013
Epic free solo with a pack on
Simon Thompson wrote:
(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb) (question asking how to rope solo)



(question as to whether or not you're a troll. Confusing what the word troll means simply because I think you're asking a dumb question)
Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Joined May 4, 2011
700 points
Mar 8, 2013
Summit of Rainier.
(Angry comments that end in the proclamation that chalk and rubber shoes are aid) Mike Belu
From Indianapolis, IN
Joined Jun 3, 2012
136 points
Mar 8, 2013
Valor Over Discretion (5.8), RRG
Simon Thompson wrote:
(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb) (question asking how to rope solo)

(emphatic spray about the importance of mentors and learning by following)

(derisive ridicule of dumb noobs and smug rejection of the idea of spending time leading noobs around)
Brian Hudson
From Lenoir, NC
Joined Dec 10, 2010
112 points
Mar 8, 2013
Valor Over Discretion (5.8), RRG
Mike Belu wrote:
(Angry comments that end in the proclamation that chalk and rubber shoes are aid)

(ugly insinuation that you probably also only climb 5.3's on a good day, on monkey fists)
Brian Hudson
From Lenoir, NC
Joined Dec 10, 2010
112 points
Mar 8, 2013
Leading up pitch 2 of Moby Dick, Cochise Stronghol...
Brian Hudson wrote:
(ugly insinuation that you probably also only climb 5.3's on a good day, on monkey fists)


(Unverified anecdotal account of this one time at the crag how you totally flailed on 5.9 and that your foam mouthed crag hound pissed on my rope and you refused to pay for it)
K-Tanz
From Phoenix, AZ
Joined Sep 27, 2010
191 points
Mar 8, 2013
Kolob
(14 year old asking since he boulders v9 if he's ever going to get hurt. With no subtle spray whatsoever) ben jammin
From Moab, UT
Joined Jul 10, 2008
709 points
Mar 8, 2013
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
(Dogs at the crag.) Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
Mar 8, 2013
Center Direct, Northwest Branch
Lee Smith wrote:
(Dogs at the crag.)


(babies at the crag. also, DWS @ summersville?)
Dustin Glasner
From Berkeley, CA
Joined Dec 23, 2010
146 points
Mar 8, 2013
The route in it's entirety.
(asking what routes are able to be climbed in indian creek with only 3 of each size) Greg G
From SLC, UT
Joined Oct 3, 2008
570 points
Administrator
Mar 8, 2013
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after...
(posts empirical data rife with scientific measurement abbreviations and scholarly observatory jargon that only the bastard godless child amalgam of Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein and an alien could understand)

(responds in kind with the same as if it were as simple as someone asking directions)

(much less educated climber stating how smart some of the dudes in this thread are)
Jake Jones
From Richmond, VA
Joined Jul 30, 2011
1,009 points
Mar 8, 2013
Kolob
(Thread killed due to overwhelming logic of the above poster)

(Exclamation that user should be aware that logic is of no use on the interwebz)
ben jammin
From Moab, UT
Joined Jul 10, 2008
709 points
Mar 8, 2013
Got Milk? How about forearm pump? Tony leads "...
Tony B wrote:
(Guy who asks you to stop posting this drivel so that he doesn't have to read it.)


(+1 repeating himself as if the problem was that you just didn't hear, and still not getting the irony of it.)
Tony B
From Around Boulder, CO
Joined Jan 1, 2001
23,501 points
Mar 8, 2013
Got Milk? How about forearm pump? Tony leads "...
Tony B wrote:
(Guy who asks you to stop posting this drivel so that he doesn't have to read it.)


(+1 again... but by a faked account from the same person who generated it to post the second +1 so he could make like he wasn't the only one that had that opinion.)
Tony B
From Around Boulder, CO
Joined Jan 1, 2001
23,501 points


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