I am a big fat troll made up by someone after drinking too much beer last night. I was gonna wait until this became two pages but it seems everyone is getting annoyed lol. Sorry administraters, you may delete this post :(

(no afiliation with dudemanguybro btw)

You're almost right. The only REAL climbers are naked free soloists that don't use their feet.

I wonder when the internet will get sick of putting them up so I can knock them down?

i did a GIS and found this picture of routecrusher5.12 doing what he does best:




so guys, PLEASE

No wait, we should totally welcome the guys from RC.com.

BTW, that picture is worth 1,000,000 words...classic...where's the bolt gun?!?!?

So what is Vegas saying on how many pages this thread will go!! Ursurpers unite!!!!!!

Dude you dont even know what your talking about! Sport climbing is safe and convienient! If you just want to put your life FUTHER in danger just go ahead and keep trad climbing. Jerk

I think it's important to note that there is a world of difference between trawling and trolling. The former is a fishing technique used in an effort to hook some unsuspecting fishies (setting up a delicious meal for later). The later is a posting technique used in an effort to hook some unsuspecting posters (setting up a delicious flame war).

Geez.

Trolling is a fishing technique where bait is pulled behind a boat in areas where fish are thought to be. Eventually if you have the correct bait some fish will bite. I think trawling is done with a net and used in commercial fishing operations. I am too lazy to look it up but that is my understanding and I have been known to fish. I never troll for fish as it is not as rewarding as spot and stalk.

Geez whats up with this guy? Bouder/Paris? Really?

I'm halfway considering locking this thread just to set a precedent for this kind of bullshit. I'm all for having lighthearted topics that poke fun at our sport, but at some point this place would do well to not turn into RC.com.

Clip it or Skip it

Now that's real climbing


Stay Thirsty, My Friends

This is probably irrelevant; but as a Luddite I'm wondering if lousy spelling and grammer are legitimately the function of the posters' ability, or some sort of online fashion statement? Just curious...
Later-yeah, thanks Bob; grammar. As I was writing, there was a bell in my brain ringing a foul; did I listen?

Piss poor spelling (it's grammar, actually), grammar, and worst of all, the improper use of apostrophes is probably not an online fashion statement since most people besides "Routecrusher5.12" are trying not to appear to be stupid.

You'd think it was a fashion statement based on how prevalent it is.

Easy there fellas. Whether it's Sport, Trad, Bouldering, Alpine or Aid, it's all climbing. Just enjoy the climb whatever form it happens to be.

Sport climbing is more selfish than trad climbing because with sport climbs you must place bolts into the natural rock whereas with trad, we place and then remove gear with no harm to the rock. So drill that bolt you selfish bastard ;^)

It's all good, though.

OMG liek bolts r lame n stuff. wtf is with peeple trying to enjoy themselves. liek yeah. my account is liek 2 days old and put 5.12 in it and stuff.


not even a good troll.

i'd give this troll 2/10 but somehow it still got a lot of bites, so...

pebble popping is for pussies

throw it down, bitches; you got anything??

Oh by the way everyone, i'm not sure if this is the right place (I'm new) but I left a bail beaner on some 5.9 route (forgot which one) on the whale wall red rock open space. Could you possibly return it to me? I'll pay shipping or meet in the front range area. (I think I also left a sling)

James

No bets on page number, but I would money down that the troll at hand, routecrusher5.12 may have several aliases. Routecrusher5.12 AKA James Conner AKA dudemanguybro.