Funny/Sketchy Misuses of Climbing Gear

Working in construction i see numerous misuses of climbing gear on a regular basis. For example i once witnessed some roofers nail multiple 10.2mm static ropes to a roof and then proceed to rappel down them while laying shingles. yesterday i happened across this gem

Nice bumper bling

So, i am wondering if anyone else has funny stories/funny pictures of climbing gear being used out of its element?

Obviously this thread is not intended to endorse the misuse of climbing gear, it simply is intended to share some laughs at the stupidity of the world. Pictures are welcome!

There's this all-time classic use....

I usually only use found, retired biners to open my beer, but somehow the insert on the seat belt buckle on my truck is a go-to for bottles.

I used a retired rope and webbing, ascender, pulley and gri to mechanical advantage a massive sofa onto a second floor balcony that wouldn't fit up the stairs. Worked awesome.

Munter hitch is excellent to lower a stand up piano down a few flights of stairs. Spotter recommended.

Lol

Marc801 wrote:There's this all-time classic use....

Excellent idea!

2002, moved from a 4th floor apartment to my current house. Using Home Depot rope, not climbing rope, we tied up the sofa. I ran the rope through my ATC and had a bunch of helpers lower the sofa over the railing. I lowered the sofa to the ground floor. Me braced against a metal railing, 1 locker, 1 act and a harness. Worked great.

Climbed a tree and cut it down over my house. Rigged ropes on each section I cut and lowered it to the ground. It was fun. I didn't damage my house.

Parker Wrozek wrote:Climbed a tree and cut it down over my house. Rigged ropes on each section I cut and lowered it to the ground. It was fun. I didn't damage my house.

+1
Used old ropes on tree limbs lots of times.

Marc801 wrote:There's this all-time classic use....

I've been doing it wrong this whole time. Classic indeed.

Marc801. The Best crutch !