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Nov 22, 2010
I believe that a fairly prolific MPer is fake. In fact, I am sure of it. On the pics below you can clearly see that some fat guy in his moms basement has been spending a lot of time photoshopping the face of cycling great Mario Cipollini onto the face of some unknown climber.

Seriously, he doesn't exist. Nobody has ever met this guy.





I rest my case
Orphaned
Joined Jul 9, 2007
13,900 points
Nov 22, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: Cold day at Smug's
Are you kidding...no self respecting Italian would be caught dead in that vest! csproul
From Davis, CA
Joined Dec 3, 2009
355 points
Nov 23, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: It is pumpy up there. Kristoff taking the whip.
thats a disgrace. I vote for immediate account deletion. Phil Lauffen
From The Bubble
Joined Jun 20, 2008
2,409 points
Nov 23, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: self portrait
I say he be banished to Arizona. Oh, wait... That already happened.
BTW, that is one greasy looking Euro with his unbuttoned shirt and his man-purse.
Tom R
From Denver, CO
Joined Sep 14, 2008
157 points
Administrator
Nov 23, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: Starting up the steep 7b crux of S├╝pervitamin.
Under Marios Lifestyle it says:
"His height, looks and mane of hair earned him the nickname Lion King, and he adopted other names, including Super Mario " ...Yup that definately sums it all up right there but what about this pic. It definately looks like our fake user is no other than:


OSCAR THE GROUCH!
Rock Climbing Photo: Darren looking fly on the fun sloper rail traverse...
Darren looking fly on the fun sloper rail traverse.
-photo by anonymous flyboy.

You can see he's getting better at photoshop, getting rid of the green skin and adding hair... But still can't seem to get rid of that unibrow.
Monty
From Golden, CO
Joined Mar 13, 2006
3,387 points
Nov 23, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: On top of Dr. Rubos
LMAO!!! dang it, i thought my boyfriend cardboard cutout would last a little longer here in Flagstaff...now they're going to know too! see, you just place anywhere and snap a pic :)
Rock Climbing Photo: which way to go...which way to go
which way to go...which way to go
Angela Mabe
From Flagstaff,AZ
Joined Feb 7, 2006
200 points
Nov 23, 2010
Tee hee! "Boyfriend cardboard cut-out." Love it. Kirsten KDog
Joined Jun 25, 2010
120 points
Nov 23, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: Darren sticking the second crux move Photo credit:...
Fake!? What do you mean FAKE!?
Rock Climbing Photo: IC
IC
Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Joined Dec 12, 2002
4,111 points
Nov 23, 2010
I wonder how many nut jobs thought you were calling THEM out.

-ooo
-Michael Larue
-User ID
-Tony Tuttle
-Fergeson
-Clay Bourne
-somebodywhoisn'timportant
somebodywhoisn'timportant
Joined Nov 23, 2010
0 points
Nov 23, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: It is pumpy up there. Kristoff taking the whip.
johnL wrote:
Caning?


Or listening to 27 consecutive hours of the Jonas Brothers' 'Burning Up'.
Phil Lauffen
From The Bubble
Joined Jun 20, 2008
2,409 points
Nov 23, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: Summit of Chasm View
Tom R wrote:
...that is one greasy looking Euro with his unbuttoned shirt and his man-purse.


It's not a purse, it's a satchel.
Kat A
From Bart and Lisa Ville, CO
Joined Jun 23, 2006
598 points
Administrator
Nov 29, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: Insurrection, 5.14c.  Photo: Adam Sanders.
I know, ancient trhead resurrection dab, but I gotta post this:


Rock Climbing Photo: Mario Cipollini in flavor country.
Mario Cipollini in flavor country.
Monomaniac
From Morrison, CO
Joined Oct 26, 2006
17,741 points
Nov 29, 2010
Rock Climbing Photo: Darren sticking the second crux move Photo credit:...
priceless Darren Mabe
From Flagstaff, AZ
Joined Dec 12, 2002
4,111 points


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