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Friends and Lovers 
Funny Face 
Hawk 
Hyjek's Horror 
Immaculate Virgin 
Le Teton 
Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst 
Minty 
Mr. P's Wurst 
Northern Pillar 
Peregrine 
Snooky's Return 
Son of Bitchy Virgin 
Southern Pillar 
Tetonia 
Tipsy Trees 
Triple Bulges 
Twin Oaks 
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f. The Guides' Wall (Madame G's) 


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  • BETA PHOTO: The Madame G's buttress. The route ascends the mid...

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    Description 

    Major Features: This area features the largest collection of easy multi-pitch routes: Beginner's Delight, Minty, Hawk, Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst, and Northern Pillar, among others. For that reason, you'll often find local guides busy at work around here, especially at the short wall near the base of Finger Locks or Cedar Box.

    This area starts with the huge, right-facing orange corner of Asphodel, and continues past Beginner's Delight, Snooky's Return, Minty, Hawk, and the area's centerpiece route, Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst, which aims right up the middle of the massive orange buttress. To the right, the area includes the routes just before, and in the alcove to the left of, the Mantle Block, a large block leaning against the cliff with a 4' roof extending across it.

    Approach: The main approach for this area is a trail that leads right up to Minty, which you can recognize through the trees by the large blocks at its base (pic of trail will appear in the spring). Asphodel and neighboring routes can also be reached by the trail leading to Welcome to the Gunks (pic to appear in spring).

    Descent: There are two major descent routes in the area: trees and bolts over Snooky's Return, and a bolted rappel line on the right side of the Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst buttress. Many routes also have intermediate tree anchors.

    The bolts over Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst are a short, easy scramble down from the clifftop; they are located on the front side of a large block towards the front of the buttress itself. See the picture under the Mme G's route, which shows what you're looking for. "Back in the day", this rappel used to go from the large tree on the very front corner of the buttress, and getting into position to rappel was ... airy. Even now, it's mostly free-hanging. Two ropes will get you to the ground, or there are a second set of bolts mid-cliff for use with one rope.


    Routes, left-to-right 

    Asphodel: 5.5, G
    Beatle Brow Bulge: 5.9+, PG
    Blueberry Wine: 5.10+, R
    Blueberry Ledges: 5.5-, G
    Seldom Mustard, Never Relish: 5.10, G
    Beginner's Delight: 5.3, PG
    Octoberfest: 5.9-, R-X
    Snooky's Return: 5.8, PG (**)
    Friends and Lovers: 5.9, PG
    Minty: 5.3, G
    Bag's End: 5.8+, PG
    Tipsy Trees: 5.3, G
    The Womb Step: 5.7, PG
    Chimango: 5.9+, PG
    Hawk: 5.4+, PG
    Peregrine: 5.8, PG
    Reach of Faith: 5.10-, PG
    Southern Pillar: 5.2, G
    Columbia: 5.9-, G
    Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst: 5.6, G (**)
    Madame Grunnebaum's Sorrow: 5.8-, PG
    Tetonia, 5.10
    Le Teton: 5.9, G
    Finger Locks or Cedar Box: 5.5, G
    Northern Pillar: 5.2, G
    Hyjek's Horror: 5.8, R
    Twin Oaks: 5.3, PG
    Triple Bulges: 5.5, PG
    Delusions of Grandeur: 5.9+, PG
    Willie's Weep: 5.2, G
    Don't Shoot: 5.6, G
    Lat-On the Season: 5.7, PG
    Gleet Street: 5.8, R
    Funny Face: 5.5-, PG
    Son of Bitchy Virgin: 5.6, PG
    Immaculate Virgin: 5.6, PG
    Bitchy Virgin: 5.6, R
    Unamed: 5.2, G


    The Classics

    Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for f. The Guides' Wall (Madame G's):
    Tipsy Trees   5.4     Trad, 3 pitches, 200 feet   
    Northern Pillar   5.4     Trad, 3 pitches, 220 feet   
    Minty   5.4     Trad, 3 pitches, 250 feet   
    Southern Pillar   5.4     Trad, 2 pitches, 150 feet   
    Beginner's Delight   5.4     Trad, 3 pitches, 250 feet   
    Finger Locks or Cedar Box   5.5     Trad, 1 pitch, 50 feet   
    Asphodel   5.5     Trad, 1 pitch, 120 feet   
    Hawk   5.5     Trad, 3 pitches, 290 feet   
    Son of Bitchy Virgin   5.6 PG13     Trad, 2 pitches, 180 feet   
    Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst   5.6     Trad, 3 pitches, 210 feet   
    Peregrine   5.7     Trad, 3 pitches, 260 feet   
    Snooky's Return   5.8     Trad, 3 pitches   
    Mr. P's Wurst   5.8     Trad, 3 pitches, 170 feet   
    Hyjek's Horror   5.8+ R     Trad, 1 pitch, 60 feet   
    Columbia   5.9-     Trad, 2 pitches, 200 feet   
    Friends and Lovers   5.9 PG13     Trad, 3 pitches, 230 feet   
    Le Teton   5.9+     Trad, 1 pitch, 50 feet   
    Beatle Brow Bulge   5.10-     Trad, 2 pitches, 250 feet   
    Tetonia   5.10b PG13     Trad, 1 pitch, 180 feet   
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    The giant dihedral of Asphodel

    BETA PHOTO: The giant dihedral of Asphodel

    P1 of Beginner's Delight

    BETA PHOTO: P1 of Beginner's Delight

    Start of Snooky's Return (5.8 variation - the 5.7 moves are to the right of the crack)

    BETA PHOTO: Start of Snooky's Return (5.8 variation - the 5.7 ...

    The first pitch of Columbia, which follows the obvious crack that goes up and then arches to the right.  The climb is really well protected, but watch out for the loose block I've highlighted in the photo.

    BETA PHOTO: The first pitch of Columbia, which follows the obv...

    About to rap from the top of Madame G's

    About to rap from the top of Madame G's