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Oct 31, 2013
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Excellent article and all true. (Besides it is on the Internet so it has to be true.)

alpinist.com/doc/web12f/wfeatu...
Brian
From North Kingstown, RI
Joined Sep 27, 2001
670 points
Oct 31, 2013
Cleo's Needle SW Dihedral
"Q: How can I tell that someone is from Colorado?
A: Just give them five minutes. They'll tell you."

As a displaced Coloradan living in the Midwest, this is embarrassingly true.
Zach Parsons
From Milwaukee, WI
Joined Aug 7, 2013
61 points
Oct 31, 2013
smoke break, pitch 5 or 6 (or 7??) of Dark Shadows
Q: How do you tell it's spring in Wyoming?

A: All the license plates turn green.
Eric Krantz
From Black Hills
Joined Feb 21, 2004
469 points
Oct 31, 2013
Dreamweaver
Brilliant.

As a rad-an I love the last one.

The only thing more predictable is Utahonians and Wyomiams complaining about rad-ans.
Dave Bn
From Fort Collins, CO
Joined Jul 13, 2011
15 points
Oct 31, 2013
The Donger
How can you tell if someone lives in Colorado?

They'll have a California license plate.
Long Duk Dong
From The Far East
Joined Jul 11, 2008
15 points
Oct 31, 2013
Rrrrr
wtf -- no mention of the ever-important ratio: go-pro footage plus social media babblingage, to the stupidity of your own actions.

how do you know if a local is from Colorado?
because fuck you, that's how
Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
1,499 points
Oct 31, 2013
Really enjoyed the article.

A wonderful way to waste 10 minutes while "working". Is there a volume 1 to help keep productivity high?

jeb
jeb013
From Portland
Joined Jul 31, 2012
14 points
Oct 31, 2013
Out of the blue.  Photo by Mike W.
Buff Johnson wrote:
wtf -- no mention of the ever-important ratio: go-pro footage plus social media babblingage, to the stupidity of your own actions. how do you know if a local is from Colorado? because fuck you, that's how


First time I've laughed out loud in a long time reading MO PRO. Good one Buff!
Greg D
From Here
Joined Apr 5, 2006
961 points
Oct 31, 2013
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Pea...
I love Colorado bashing, but it would be so much more fun if Colorado was Boston for the bashing.

gawker.com/fuck-boston-1455939...
Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Joined Jan 1, 2001
1,532 points
Nov 1, 2013
slide mtn, 4180 catskills
learned alot, thank you Jesse Newton
From catskills
Joined Dec 11, 2011
146 points
Nov 2, 2013
personal photo



And everything. (I might not totally agree, but it's funny)
Mic Fairchild
From Boulder
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