ya know what'd work really well are those slingshots they use at sporting events to get up to the nosebleeds. That is why canines have a Toy division after all..
We could start pushing for an olympic kennel event. Some dogs are just tailor-made for long distance, the Iditarod, Bandit the Biker Surf Dog, Bella the scooter dog, and now Taco Bell CobRock Dog..
(anyone ever wonder how many times I can actually piss off Boulderites?)