What? So I can't be picky? Also, preferably in the 21-30 age group (or lie to me), and with a car. I have gear and a rope.

I have Sunday the 12th free, and would like to get out and trad it up! Lumpy, the Park, the Woo, anywhere it won't be ten billion degrees.

It'd be great if we can swap leads, but I don't mind just leading. I'd be up for swapping leads up to 5.10, or leading you around on something easier.

Big money big money no whammy no whammy...STOP!

What if I wear a wig?

Hmmm, the hair on your head is fine, but you'll have to work on the chest and leg hair. Then we'll talk :-p