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Tits Up 

5.12b

   

FA: Richard Aschert and Dave Dangle, 1991
Type: Sport
Consensus: 5.12b [details]
Length: 1 pitch, 80 feet
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Submitted By: Richard M. Wright on Sep 24, 2001


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Tits Up (c) Jesse Ryan 2001


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The route between Afterburner and Hot Beach. Climbing is exclusively on micro-thin edges that inspire either abject hate or a fascination with the intricate footwork. I love these routes. But, again, a contrast: in a fit of unbridled enthusiasm I once sicked Jim Garber on this, and as I recall, he invoked enough colorful language describing my wretched propensity for sand-bagging to make a sailor proud. Think thin and continuous with finesse in the footwork. Well bolted and won't kill anyone.


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Tits Up is just left of the red streak, and Hot Beach is just to the right.  The climber farthest right is on Wadsworth Boulevard.

Tits Up is just left of the red streak, and Hot Be...

Cactus Cliff - Left (2)<br /><br />Errata: Route 31 is Tits Up, Route 32 is Hot Beach.

BETA PHOTO: Cactus Cliff - Left (2)

Errata: Route 31 is Tits ...



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By Anonymous Coward
Oct 9, 2001

Four routes on the wall, from left to right: Muscle Beach (11b), Afterburner (12b), Tits Up (12b), and Hot Beach (12a).

By Jesse Ryan
Nov 12, 2001
rating: 5.12b

This route and Afterburner immediately to the left are both three-star routes in my book, stellar moves all the way to the chains. The left is a bit harder than the right. They are shown in William Prehm's photo topo Cactus Left Two. On that photo they are denoted Tits Up = Unamed A and Hot Beach = Unamed B.

By Bob D'Antonio
From: Superior, CO
Nov 12, 2001

The far right route on the wall is Hot Beach 5.12a/b FA by Bob D'Antonio, Richard Aschert, Dave Dangle, and Darryl Roth, 1986. The route to the left is Tits Up 5.12a/b FA by Richard Aschert and Dave Dangle. The route farthest to the left is Muscle Beach 5.11b/c FA by Vaino Kodas and Bob D'Antonio.

By bb
Jan 2, 2006
rating: 5.12b

Afterburner starts just left of "Tits Up" and crosses left of Muscle Beach. It should be added to the database: 12b, two stars. Very different from Tits Up, though. It is more sustained and obvious, whereas Tits Up's crux is mysterious and puzzling.