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5.13b

   

FA: Matt Samet, Ted Lanzano, Paul Glover/ original anchors and two directionals installed by Kurt Smith and Chris Beh
New Route: Yes
Type: Sport
Consensus: 5.13a/b [details]
Length: 1 pitch, 75 feet
Season: spring, summer, autumn
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Submitted By: Chris Beh on Nov 16, 2008


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Description 

The route climbs the rainbow-colored, bulging wall right of Boys with Power Toys, on the northwest flank of the Slab, Fern Canyon. Kurt Smith and Chris Beh installed the original anchors and two directional bolts circa 20 years ago, before the ban, but were unable to get back in time to finish the climb. It's been a long wait, but well worth the effort! Props to Kurt and Chris for their eye for a line, and thank you, Chris, for letting us finish it.

Climb two bolts up a thin vertical face on crimps to the base of the bulging section. From here, two nice-and-close clips take you up into the business -- five bolts total of very sustained climbing to get up under the big roof. Lots of slopers, lots of crimpers, lots of tech Beta on porcelain-hard rock that's some of the best sandstone I've seen anywhere, with none of the features quite as good or positive as they look from below.

Rest well under the roof (clip a long sling to this bolt), maneuver to the lip, then clip your final bolt and establish on the slab, to the anchors. Nice views of town from here, so take a moment. ... Both myself and Ted redpointed the route for its FA, today.

Many thanks to Open Space and Mountain Parks, the Flatirons Climbing Council, Flatirons FHRC, and the Access Fund for helping keep new-routing alive and well in the Flatirons; muchas gracias, as well, to Paul G for helping hump the big pack up the hill and with the equipping work. We used entirely stainless-steel half-inch bolts (some are 3.5" long, the others 4.75") and hangers, which should be good for a long while.

For my money, one of the best 5.13s in Colorado. The route is shady all day, save in the summer from 3 p.m. on.

Enjoy!

Note to armchair grammarians and climbing historians: the correct spelling is: s-zero-zero-k-r-capital E-capital E-m. "s00kreem": Supreme like Diana Ross; creamy like half-and-half.


Location 

One route right of Boys with Power Toys, on the northwest flank of the Slab, Fern Canyon.


Protection 

9 bolts to double-bolt anchors.



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By Taylor Roy
From: Boulder, Co
Nov 17, 2008

Nice work guys. This thing looks soo kreem, can't wait to try it. Also, thanks for all the work replacing hardware.

By Gary Burghoff
Nov 17, 2008

Nice work boys, should have called it HOnnEEEcuTTZZZZ.

By MrBurns
From: Ft. Collins, CO
Dec 24, 2008

This route is cool. Needs more traffic, but it's still bomb.
Gotta get back to finish once this snow crap is over.

EDIT: Finished this yesterday, worth the effort.
Felt good to make that long deadpoint in the flow...
Cleaning up nicely now, get on it!

By Dan Levison
From: Boulder
May 28, 2009
rating: 5.13b

Definitely worth the hype; 5 start route in a 5 star setting. Thanks Matt and Ted.

By Bart Paull
From: Boulder, CO
Jul 9, 2009
rating: 5.13b

Great continuous route! Nicely done!

By Kaelen Williams
Jul 31, 2009
rating: 5.13b

It's nice to have a new .13 in the Flatirons and this route is worth doing for that reason. However, I was not particularly blown away with the climbing on this thing. It's basically .11- to an eight-move boulder problem with a hard clip to very sharp .11+ to a no-hands rest to a fun .10+ roof and then the weirdest, most awkward lip encounter you will ever do.

By Blake Cash
Aug 31, 2009

What's awkward about the lip? It's 5.10 if you know how to mantle. Amazing route...rad holds, solid rock, great setting.

By Fred Knapp
Sep 28, 2009
rating: 5.13a

Yes, it has rests and it's mostly a boulder problem, but the climbing throughout is very good and fun. An excellent route.