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By Aimee Bates
Apr 5, 2009
Gripped...

When life brings me down
I find sweet solace off ground
Love affair with rock

Life is like a route
Filled with cruxes and runouts
A summit reward

To much f-ing snow
pulling plastics all I know
Wish I could fly south


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By CalmAdrenaline
From SL,UT
Apr 7, 2009
Oregon Coast Bouldering

Thirty feet runout
Where the fuck is that bolt at
Dude your gonna fall

I dont have a rope
Freesoloing mindfuck...shit
I hope i dont fall

Why do I climb rock
It fucking makes my balls drop
Ammon Mcneely

Egocentric ass
Nobody likes guys like you
You can't wait to spray

California
Golden land of sunny rock
too many tourists


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By YDPL8S
From Santa Monica, Ca.
Apr 7, 2009
Korea 1 1975

I cry with great pain
At the atrocities done
With bit and hammer


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By CalmAdrenaline
From SL,UT
Apr 7, 2009
Oregon Coast Bouldering

The Larry wrote:
You named your balls after Ammon?

hhhhhhhhahahaha (It was from a quote from Ammon in the sharp end)


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By Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Apr 28, 2009
Old Greg with his downstairs mix-up.

Haiku, like climbing
Placing words like gear
Finesse, crux to both

Change your name to hide
Hide to conceal your true selves
Anonymity

Kill it Lee. Dead! Dead!
Strangle it with your humor
Lee killed another thread


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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Apr 28, 2009
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wall.

Jeff Stucker wrote:
Kill it Lee. Dead! Dead! Strangle it with your humor Lee killed another thread

LOL LO
L LOL LOL
LOL LO


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By Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Jun 4, 2010
Old Greg with his downstairs mix-up.

Climbing less and less
No longer written in stone
Only penciled in

I consume crude oil;
choke beaches, kill animals.
I am the problem


Unemploymentness
I'm a bit addicted, true.
Climbing weekdays rocks!

And the general
...sat, and the lines on the map
moved from side to side

Climbing haiku thread
When is it going to die?
The fat lady's warm


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By the Ascender
From . . . CO
Jun 4, 2010
My shadow is forcing me into the overhanging crux.

I tried to cut teeth
on a chossy pile of rock
my smile has changed

Keep it up Stucka
consume crude Motha Licka
climate change within

Haiku, unlike man
never dies, but fades away
the heartbeats of age


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By Drew McLean
From Colorado
Jun 4, 2010
Summit shot

took the whip today
fear is contrived in my mind
happiness is real


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By kachoong
From The Outback, Texas
Jun 4, 2010
Climbing at Frog Buttress

chalk up and ready
focus, launch, slice through the air
stick it.... I wake up

will waiting days end?
post to thread rather than send
projects that haunt me


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By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Jun 4, 2010
Ghostride da whip!

Something I jotted a few years back:

Often
Feared,
Fists or
Wider,
I
Desire
To Climb
Higher


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By Terry Price
From Mancos CO
Jun 5, 2010

Climbed bold when young
Now not bold yet seek more fun
Which better? Bold or fun?


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By Superclimber
Jun 6, 2010

Work sucks donkey balls
Sunny Sunday can't go climb
Wish it would have rained


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By Stucker
From Centennial, CO
Jul 18, 2010
Old Greg with his downstairs mix-up.

1 oh! 2 degrees
(Better than an ice-climb freeze)
Drop shorts, pray for breeze


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By ross.mon
From Montana
Jul 18, 2010
lunch ledge

black, black, everywhere
biner dust covers my hands
i should wash my rope...


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By brad markle
Jul 18, 2010

Wake up man its four
-Already? Its still dark out.
Yeah. Wheres the stove at?

...come on you bastard...
Dude, how did you place this cam?
-I don't know. Normal?

Did you see that hawk?
-Yeah that was fucking awesome!
Man that pitch was rad.

Are you kidding me?
-Maybe its stuck on that flake.
Two raps left. Long day.


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By HoseBeats
Jul 19, 2010

vertical kung-fu
knee bar above the head high
judo chop, jug, clip


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By Ruby Liu
Oct 10, 2012

Fuck intermediate accounting
Rather would I be in the mountains
headlamp on, chattin' up winnie pooh


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By Finn the Human
From The Land of Ooo
Oct 10, 2012
Mathematical!

Ruby Liu wrote:
Fuck intermediate accounting Rather would I be in the mountains headlamp on, chattin' up winnie pooh


That's not how haikus work.


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By Kirk Miller
From Golden, CO
Oct 10, 2012
Bugaboos, 1978 <br />Photo by Ken Trout

water groove rappel
pounding rain, class five rapids
tangled rope, epic


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By Alpinisto
From Connecticut
Oct 11, 2012

ICE

The screaming barfies
On a single screw anchor
This is Type II fun


SPORT

Bolts, bolts everywhere
Gym climbers wearing Spandex
The 80's just called...


BIG WALL

Multiple hook moves
Above sketchy gear placements
Partner should have led


MOUNTAINEERING

My 50 lb. pack
Digs deep into my shoulders
Fast and light, my ass!


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