climbing friend request for autograph

Climbing friend Fritz N and Ben G.,

I am quite sorry I did not reply days passing to your humble request, for I am out all weekend on bold flash, setting new standard in boldness and flashiness, neck meat always rippling.

I am certain Mr. G he is not too afraid on his own bold flashpoint attempt, and he cries out with glee when he clips the chains on his first route of these advance gradings.

I my own self enjoy quite bold flashpoint, after taking the 20 footers on excellent stone of upper headwall, after gymnastic moving below. I grab the spock hand shape handhold, set up left foot quite high, utilize slight hip movement with powerful uberklïngen grip on bad hold left hand, then posting right foot on nothingness, and reach high to satisfactory crimp, myah!

Not bold flash at all Aleks. Soft 5.12a at most. Terrible rock that is going to fall apart. Weak 5.11 climbers project.

climbing friend,

ho ho ho ha ha, myahaahhhhhhh

And your crux beta is bad. You are too strong to barely get that redpoint. Try the right variation next time you up there. Much more bold flash. Don't rest like a girly man in the hueco next time.

climbing friend orange julius grease-hat,

what is this willis' house of cards you speak of in email?

what is this hueco and bad rock? i only perform bold flash on finest stone, with no restings for my high-quality guns, which most often become refreshed at crux.

The grease hat is no more. It was burned in the wildfire that is my life.