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Cap'm Pissgums 

YDS: 5.10+ French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 20 British: E3 5b

   
Type:  Trad, 6 pitches, 400', Grade III
Consensus:  YDS: 5.10+ French: 6b+ Ewbanks: 21 UIAA: VII+ ZA: 20 British: E3 5b [details]
FA: Dave Baker, Mark Axen
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Submitted By: Orphaned on May 8, 2007

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BETA PHOTO: Eric D looking down from the top as I hang half w...

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Description 

pitch 1-clip a bolt and stem a strenuous face (very, very tricky 5.10/10+) into a bottomless chimney past 2 bolts to alcove (18m).pitch 2 Step around right to gain main crack and belay at bolt at base of chimney (5.7, 25m).pitch 3 Climb right side of chimney past 'death block' (repeat, do not touch) and belay in 3" crack w/ one bolt (5.7, 25m).pitch 4 Climb the spectacular overhanging crack in V chimney (mostly 2", 5.10+) to belay above "Y" w/ heads and cams (35m).pitch 5 follow crack up and right, then left at bulge to sloping ledge below 2 1/4" aid bolts (5.7). pitch 6, A.0 to summit OR step right to a newer bolt and 5.10 face to summit (10m).

Location 

NE face of End Dome (polar opposite of Days of Future Past). It is the obvious crack system.

Protection 

Double camming units, .4 - #4 w/ extra 2", stoppers, and a ballnut can help at start.


Photos of Cap'm Pissgums Slideshow Add Photo
Looking down on the crux pitch as I hang half way ...
BETA PHOTO: Looking down on the crux pitch as I hang half way ...
Easy section above the crux
Easy section above the crux
Eric D starting the second pitch.
Eric D starting the second pitch.
Looking up at pitch 3
Looking up at pitch 3
After the climb. The route is the first great crac...
BETA PHOTO: After the climb. The route is the first great crac...
Clay battles the crux pitch
Clay battles the crux pitch
Me heading up the "crux" pitch. Proud on...
Me heading up the "crux" pitch. Proud on...
Looking down on pitch 1
Looking down on pitch 1
Leading up to the chimney pitch in one pitch from ...
Leading up to the chimney pitch in one pitch from ...
Pitch 3 seen from the base of the formation
Pitch 3 seen from the base of the formation
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No description needed.
Clay at the top of Pitch 1
Clay at the top of Pitch 1
Taking care of business on the handcrack pitch.
Taking care of business on the handcrack pitch.
Pitch 1
Pitch 1

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By Minty Alpinist
May 14, 2007

RickD - I recall you once calling this "The commensurate hardman route." Did you get any photos when you climbed this?
By jbak
May 16, 2007

I think you mean "consummate".

I love this route name. I suppose I'm one of the few who remember the Cap'm.
By jbak
May 29, 2007

This is from the cover of Zap #3 I think.........

By Aleix
Nov 5, 2007

The bolt at the end of the third pitch (the chimney) is not there anymore. It broke when I hanged on it, it must have been from the very first ascent (30+ years ago ?), a piece of history. I had set up a real belay, of course, and only fell 6 inches.

If the crux pitch is really 10+, then I should downgrade all the 10+ I've tried in my life. Including Abra.

Amazing route, my admiration for DB and MA who must have done the first ascent with mostly hexes and nuts.
By Jimbo
Nov 5, 2007

I agree with Aleix, the crux pitch of Pissgums is 12 number grades harder than the crux of Abra. But I was stupid enough to climb it in shorts with no knee pad and no tape on the right hand. My blood stains should still be on the route in spots.
Pissgums is thee tick in the Stronghold, IMO.
By jbak
Nov 7, 2007

Aleix...good work...you should post some more details about how it went.
By Aleix
Nov 7, 2007

Thanks John, since there is a request:
The crux pitch kicked my butt. I didn't tape my hand either, but I was following it. The kneepads did make a difference, EFR had strongly suggested them for a better "enjoyment" of the route.

Pitch 1: The hardest thing is to get off the ground... well there is no ground, but stepping over the "bottomless chimney" from the boulder and doing the first moves. Ends in a comfortable belay on gear.
Pitch 2: Grungy rock, interesting moves. Comfortable belay on two bolts.
Pitch 3: The most runout vertical pitch I've ever led. But it feels good, there is nowhere to fall in a squeeze chimney (!?). Half way up it narrows to the point I had to go to the lip and maybe do a couple of offwidth moves. Mostly hanging belay in a palm/fist sized crack.
Pitch 4: I followed it, so ask Eric D for leader account. Gearwise, the crack is palm size all the way. Crack at belay is also palm size.
Pitch 5: The belay on top of pitch 5 is on a horizontal groove-seam with a "shrub", which was definitely my best "anchor" :-) Placed many cams but didn't trust any. Must have been amazing with hexes, hip belay from a groove? :-)
Pitch 6: Committing move to a bolt, two friction moves and you just did Cap'm Pissgums !

If you guys think this is too much beta/talking, let me know and I'll delete this entry.
By Christian
From: Casa do Cacete
Nov 7, 2007

Bien hecho Alex! Por las fotos se ve de miedo esa ruta!
By KyleKent
Nov 28, 2009

I thought this was a decent climb at best. The rock was sharp and loose/hollow in some places. The hand crack pitch stands out as the best pitch by far. The "runout" chimney is not very runout at all, there are gear placements.

Not a recommended route, although I absolutely loved the hand crack pitch. I can't imagine a 2" crack being any more difficult. I felt like puking after on-sighting it.
By Geir
From: Tucson, AZ
Jan 26, 2012

Fun adventure climbing that will challenge your trad skills and mettle. The crux pitch is very, very burly.

If you are interested in a topo for this route, feel free to PM me and I will send you one. You can also get one by registering at the toofasttopos website.
By J. Hickok
Mar 20, 2012
rating: 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c

I felt like the first pitch was more difficult than the handcrack/slot. Handcrack/slot 5.10+ and first pitch 5.11- ... just my opinion - maybe I missed something on the first pitch that made it easier? Probably! As someone said, a decent route at best. Still very fun and worth doing of course!
By MattB
Oct 10, 2012

Yeah, the bottom ten feet is pretty stout, I fell once there, and I know some good climbers have just pulled on the bolts.
By Clay Mansfield
Feb 3, 2014

WARNING!!! GEAR SPOILER ALERT SPRAYDOWN!!!

When we did this a while back, in the 3rd pitch chimney, Geir placed a bomber segment of 2 x 4 lumber cut into a taper. This turns this horrifying pitch into a downright reasonable scary pitch.
By Geir
From: Tucson, AZ
Feb 5, 2014

Hahaha Clay I just saw this. I will have to find that photo.
By Jimbo
Feb 6, 2014

Oh boy, Geir banged in a 2X4 to protect a pitch in the Stronghold.

Cue the righteous outrage, in three, two, one....
By Clay Mansfield
Feb 7, 2014

Maybe I wasn't clear in my oh-so-clever comment, but the 2x4 is not fixed. I deftly cleaned it using an upper cut karate chop.
By Jimbo
Feb 10, 2014

and then whittled it into a tooth pick using just your finger nails.